Two nuns go into a store one day and one says to the other, “Sister, I have a taste for some beer, how about you?” The second nun says, “I am too embarrassed, what are we going to tell the clerk if he asks why we’re buying it? So, sister, my answer is no.” The first nun says to the other, “Well, sister, we will just tell him we use it to wash our hair.” So they take six pack up to the counter and sure enough the clerk behind the counter asks, “Sister, what do you want this beer for?” The first nun responds, “Well, we use it to wash our hair.” The clerk leaves for a few seconds, returns with a bag of pretzel rods, and says to the nuns, “Here you go, sister, you forgot the curlers.”
