Weird things only poultry people get.

[Kale the Quail]

I was at a bird show and was with my quail at the table when some one walked by and said, "Oh my gosh! it's a baby chicken!" (keep in mind this quail was fully grown.)
I corrected them and said that it was a quail, and they said, "What's a quail?"

 

[LizzzyJo]

I accidentally brought a freshly laid egg to school on my coat pocket a few days ago...

Edit: I can't spell

I’ve done this. I handed it to a student while teaching and the class roared.

 

[neo71665]

I used my cell phone flashlight to look for my cellphone the other day... I'm usually a pretty smart blonde... but there are days....

At least ya wasn't looking for ya pen with a tampon behind your ear.

 

[DogAndCat36]

Most students in my grade believe that chickens fertilize eggs like salmon.

 

[Flockincrazy]

I accidentally brought a freshly laid egg to school on my coat pocket a few days ago...

Edit: I can't spell

My 10yo daughter did that last week she stuck the 5 early layers eggs in her pocket and went to school her teacher called to make sure they were ok to eat so she gave them to her teacher. Her teacher was so worried about taking our eggs I reassured her we had plenty I gathered 34more eggs that day lol

 

[Flockincrazy]

So yesterday I was at rural king and I had this lady literally ask a million questions about chickens and rabbits then she asked how do you remember all that

 

[SBFChickenGirl]

So yesterday I was at rural king and I had this lady literally ask a million questions about chickens and rabbits then she asked how do you remember all that

People ask how I remember all of my chickens' names.
I ask them: When you were in middle school, did you know all the names of the kids in your homeroom?
They usually say yes.
I tell them that number is usually around thirty and they agree. Then I tell them, "It's just like remembering the kids in your class. I have around thirty chickens, and so it's not that hard, you do it too."

 

[Flockincrazy]

People ask how I remember all of my chickens' names.
I ask them: When you were in middle school, did you know all the names of the kids in your homeroom?
They usually say yes.
I tell them that number is usually around thirty and they agree. Then I tell them, "It's just like remembering the kids in your class. I have around thirty chickens, and so it's not that hard, you do it too."

I get the same thing I usually say there is only 94

 

[ChickenCanoe]

So yesterday I was at rural king and I had this lady literally ask a million questions about chickens and rabbits then she asked how do you remember all that

We live this stuff.

 

[ChickenCanoe]

People ask how I remember all of my chickens' names.
I ask them: When you were in middle school, did you know all the names of the kids in your homeroom?
They usually say yes.
I tell them that number is usually around thirty and they agree. Then I tell them, "It's just like remembering the kids in your class. I have around thirty chickens, and so it's not that hard, you do it too."

If you can count, it is easy to remember my chickens' names. I use numbered wing bands 1-300.
I've never named a chicken.
Naming would be a problem, they're all black.