Welcome Ye Who Dare To Cluck.....

[human1]

thats hilarious

waitnofairachickencantellifanotherchickenisaboyoragirlbutahumancant? hmph

if you had a serious roo and you put him with a chick, would you be able to sex the chicks liek that?

 

[Kale the Quail]

if you had a serious roo and you put him with a chick, would you be able to sex the chicks liek that?

my sister tried that one time (against my will). It didn't go so well for the adult bird... he ended up being scared of the little pom pom.

 

[TheAlrightyGina]

if you had a serious roo and you put him with a chick, would you be able to sex the chicks liek that?

What do you mean by serious? I've seen plenty of confusion amongst all kinds of animals when it comes to getting twitterpated (as in males mounting males or as pointed out earlier, inanimate objects) so I wouldn't trust such a method. Heck, I used to have a dog who would furiously, and I mean furiously, hump my other dog's head whenever she'd lay down. They were both female.

 

[Rose Quartz]

The cats decide they really don't have to go outside when I open the door for them and the chickens are there.

 

[SulkyBantam]

Oh me me! Pick me! Pick me!

Welcome! I proclaim @EmmaRainboe a new member of the story squad!

Pick me! “I dare to cluck! View attachment 2497750But I’m more interested in crowing”

Indeed! @featherhead007 is a new member also!

Does it have to be a funny animal story, or can it be about me brother?

Oh go ON then...

 

[SulkyBantam]

can i be muffin human?

Um. Well.... @human1 you are now the official muffin supervisor of the Story Squad!

 

[KingD]

You like that picture don't you?
It seems to lurk around many threads.

It actually reminds me of the look on a chickens face when it sees a grape being thrown.

 

[SulkyBantam]

Current jobs are as follows:

NAME ----------- JOB ---------DUTIES

@SulkyBantam - Founding Member - Encourages* and welcomes**

@ButtonHoarder - Second-in-command - Welcomes

@black_cat - Member - Laughs*** and is angry****

@featherhead007 - Member - ^^^

@EmmaRainboe - ^^^ - ^^^

@human1 - Assistant Member - Supervises muffins*****and laughs


LOOKING FOR A THIRD IN COMMAND TO ENCOURAGE FUNNY STORIES! APPLY HERE!

*aka forces people to tell stories
**proclaims new members
*** laughs at funny stories
**** gets cross at people who don' tell funny stories
***** just as it sounds

 

[SulkyBantam]

What about this.

@OneHappyRooster - Assistant member - Is angry.

 

[SulkyBantam]

I'll take that as a yes. WELCOME HAPPY!