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Wow.  Just how unhappy does a person have to be to dislike chickens?   
		
		
	
	
 She sounds ignorant to me, and I'm sorry you have to deal with that.  As much as I'd love to flatten someone's tires when they're hateful, I've usually found that it's a lot more fun to rise above.  Or as I used to tell my daughter, 'show class, not a**." 
  Wonder what they'd do if you left a half doz or so eggs on their stoop now and then?  
Or maybe, next time she complains you could smile sweetly and say, "Thank you so much for your input.  You're right!  Chickens are disgusting, but now I'm stuck with 'em.  But if I were you, I'd NEVER come near me again!" 
Not to make light of your predicament...  Best of luck, Nicole.  And as for sitting in your coop with your chickens?  Well, I wrote this one evening doing just that thing:
Ode to my Ladies
Each day I come here to sit and visit.
I find your antics just exquisite.
To watch you play gives me so much pleasure.
The joy you bring me?  I cant measure.
But I do have one thing to ask:
I hope its not too great a task.
Before you jump up in my lap
To take your precious chicken nap,
Id think it oooh sooo kind of you
To, um, take a second;
Lose the poo
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