WHAT THE HECK IS WOMAN'S INTUITION?????????????????????

[gmendoza]

I had to chuckle at the thought of an ex from 23 years ago stopping by with a 22 year old kid in tow.

That was the first thing I was spooked about.I was as white as...as..as..Spookwriter. But her oldest Kid is only 20..*whew

There was no chucklling there,only an ocean of sweat.

 

[Royd]

So, why do women always ask, "Do these pants make my butt look big?"

 

[Highlander]

So, why do women always ask, "Do these pants make my butt look big?"

It's a test. Your answer, the speed in which you answer and the look on your face when you answer tell us if you've been paying attention all these years.

 

[zzGypsy]

Quote:

It's a test. Your answer, the speed in which you answer and the look on your face when you answer tell us if you've been paying attention all these years.

that's a good answer...
and I'd also say this:
it translates to "I'm feeling insecure about how I look right now and I want to know you still love me and find me desirable."

if you know that and answer appropriately - say by grabbing her up in a bear hug, planting a kiss on her neck, and saying something like "you know I love the way your butt looks, no matter what you're wearing" or "hey, I married you for that fabulous backside" or "after xx years, the way you look still stops me in my tracks" or whatever variant of that fits your mutual style, you can side step the whole "butt size" issue, and answer the real question. it's one of the keys to permanent hero status with us... knowing what we're really asking and answering that, instead of the patently silly cover question we've presented you with.

my hubby and I decided on less drama and confusion, so I just say "I'm feeling insecure, tell me you love me and think I'm sexy." to which he responds with one of the above. it works. he's got permanent hero status in my heart.

 

[EweSheep]

x2

If you answer Yes, it does make your butt big, be prepared to sleep on the couch tonight LOL! Or a floored response you didn't expect, "Ok, dear, let me change into another set of pants!" or a laugh out of her for you being "cheeky".

that's a good answer...
and I'd also say this:
it translates to "I'm feeling insecure about how I look right now and I want to know you still love me and find me desirable."

if you know that and answer appropriately - say by grabbing her up in a bear hug, planting a kiss on her neck, and saying something like "you know I love the way your butt looks, no matter what you're wearing" or "hey, I married you for that fabulous backside" or "after xx years, the way you look still stops me in my tracks" or whatever variant of that fits your mutual style, you can side step the whole "butt size" issue, and answer the real question. it's one of the keys to permanent hero status with us... knowing what we're really asking and answering that, instead of the patently silly cover question we've presented you with.

my hubby and I decided on less drama and confusion, so I just say "I'm feeling insecure, tell me you love me and think I'm sexy." to which he responds with one of the above. it works. he's got permanent hero status in my heart.

 

[Nitrous]

So, why do women always ask, "Do these pants make my butt look big?"

"Those pants don't deserve your butt, babe."

He shoots he scores! I just made that up, but feel free to use it.

 

[Nitrous]

x2

If you answer Yes, it does make your butt big, be prepared to sleep on the couch tonight LOL! Or a floored response you didn't expect, "Ok, dear, let me change into another set of pants!" or a laugh out of her for you being "cheeky".

Or "Doooon't blame the pants."

 

[zzGypsy]

"Those pants don't deserve your butt, babe."

He shoots he scores! I just made that up, but feel free to use it.

ooooo!
that's a totally score-worthy response.
you get an "A" in TrickQuestions. please move to the head of the class.

 

[LegginMF12]

Update! My wife has talked to my old girlfriend and has become friends with her.
And she is comming over to meet all of us.
And my wife said its ok for me to spend a day or two to get back to knowing her.
and she will come over our house and see me,wife,and kids.

Now for all the naysayers, what was so wrong with this??

I havent even seen,much less live on the same side of the country, let alone breathed in her direction in 23 years.I have been married to my wife for 19 years and a great strong,and not jealous marrage.Isnt that what trust is? or love? or communication?

Maybe like my wife said " we are beyond childish things like jealousy in our 19 years of marrage".

I seriously love my wife for being open, caring,considerate, and very loving.

Now she has a friend and I have an old friend back.

That is so cool! When does your wife get to look up one of her old flames and hang out with him? Sorry I am with the naysayers!

 

[punk-a-doodle]

Quote: Wouldn't know, never having asked or pondered such a question. Perhaps try sitcom-woman down the street. X)