whats the worst gift you have ever recieved?

[debilorrah]

My mom once bought a ruffled t-shirt for my son. It was a boo-boo, but I didn't bring it up to her for years. She laughed so hard when I showed it her.

 

[DuckLady]

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OMG! I can't even talk I am laughing so hard......

 

[debilorrah]

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OMG! I can't even talk I am laughing so hard......

I am with ya on that one!!!!

 

[silkiechicken]

OMG some of the stories in here are terrible! I feel sorry for you all!

I don't think I've ever really gotten bad things. I usually just have a list and get what's on it, or people who get me stuff ask me what I want.

I guess one bad thing was a sailor moon pencil holder, since when I was little I despised those characters... but to this day I still use it to hold pencils.

I'm one of those girls who wouldn't mind getting a toaster, electric tools, a drill set, iridium spark plugs, NGK plug wires, a flashlight, graphing calculator or something odd for a holiday. If it's useful, it's good!

 

[flakey chick]

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Actually that does sound pretty sweet. With the hand-written sentiments you have a set of family "heirlooms" that can be handed down.

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Ok, send them my way. I onced dreamed about getting 19 pairs of socks for my birthday, and it was a happy dream. I don't know why I want socks so much- Like some women (and dogs) crave shoes?


And in response to all the other awful presents, For what I have not received, I am truly greatful.

 

[debilorrah]

My aunt once gave me an angel that was a soap dispenser.

 

[DuckLady]

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My DD alway says" there are two things that will a nuclear bomb. Cockroaches and fruitcake." We do fruitcake throwing contests with ours .

You know if you soak the fruitcake covered with brandy in a Tupperware container for a month it isn't half bad. Poke holes in the fruitcake before pouring the brandy over it so it soaks in really good.

 

[flakey chick]

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My DD alway says" there are two things that will a nuclear bomb. Cockroaches and fruitcake." We do fruitcake throwing contests with ours .

You know if you soak the fruitcake covered with brandy in a Tupperware container for a month it isn't half bad. Poke holes in the fruitcake before pouring the brandy over it so it soaks in really good.

Then you light it on fire.....











ring the door bell, and run away leaving it on the door step of the person who gave it to you.

 

[debilorrah]

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My DD alway says" there are two things that will a nuclear bomb. Cockroaches and fruitcake." We do fruitcake throwing contests with ours .

You know if you soak the fruitcake covered with brandy in a Tupperware container for a month it isn't half bad. Poke holes in the fruitcake before pouring the brandy over it so it soaks in really good.

WHO SAID TUPPERWARE???? Anybody want some?

 

[DuckLady]

ME ME ME!! I love Tupperware!

My MIL one year, after I said what nice big coffee cups she had, gave them to us for Christmas. They were not even washed. Or un chipped and 2 had the handles glued on.