When did hens start keeping people?

[AviansLove]

Every time I go up back to see the chickens the ducks follow me up.. then the many chickens I have come running for food. HOW do I say no!? the ducks bite my darn shoes!! . My hens meet me down by the creek when I go across the bridge and follow me up, when I go to the nest box the only way I can get an egg is if I give them treats. Then my guineas will fly all over the place till I give all of them treats... I swear I'm not crazy!

 

[FarmerGirl101]

@AviansLove, your chickens have definitely got you trained. Watch your back

 

[Ted_Harrell]

@AviansLove, your chickens have definitely got you trained. Watch your back

Maybe too late for us, save yourselves aaahhh

 

[MROO]

You ladies (and guys) really have to stop this. I need new panties every 5 minutes. And I already half choked on my Diet Coke. Plus: if my chickens see me laugh this hard about them, they're going to send a trained hit hen and I still want to live. So cut the crap and quit talking bad about them and start praising them.

Of COURSE we praise them ... to their beaks. How else can we get away with talking about them behind their tailfeathers? If they ever catch on that we're conspiring on how to get around their domination of our lives, we're all in for it! That little tidbit of information had best never come home to roost ...

 

[Duck_life]

My chickens have already made me change my profile a million times, ALL ABOUT THEM, I never get a break because all they want to do is eat food, and the only food they want is the kind I BUY for them.

 

[rocking chickens]

The chickens are building up infrastructure so that when the time is right they might conquer man kind and rule the world. One person at a time. Do not fall for the chicks.

 

[MROO]

The chickens are building up infrastructure so that when the time is right they might conquer man kind and rule the world. One person at a time. Do not fall for the chicks.

Wait ... "Cute chicks" have been the downfall of many a man over the centuries (just ask Cleopatra and Mata Hari, they'll tell ya true!) Could it be that the current chicken-based attack is aimed at ... chicks?

 

[member 158781]

Lol, of course the hens are in charge! Actually, all animals rule over us and own us, and we are nothing more than their willing servants. We get up and go to work every day so we can afford their food... we lug home huge bags of it, we feed them daily on their schedule, we build them nice homes or shelters (dog houses, coops, barns etc.), we take them for walks in all kinds of weather, we scoop de poop, we let some of them sleep on our silkiest pillows (cats!)... and what, pray tell, do they do for us in return? Catch a mouse when it suits them, bark at an occasional squirrel, lay an egg every now and then, take us on trail rides.... snuggle up with us when we're sad or lonely, allow us to pet them, greet us with a cackle, a neigh, a purr or a wet, sloppy kiss .... oh wait. Yeah, that's quite enough, isn't it!

Now isn’t that the truth!!!

 

[Duck_life]

Oh my... My chickens made me get new chicks just 2 weeks ago, they are begging and jumping all over me for free time in the grass, I think they are onto me...

 

[Cryss]

I have my suspicions that mine are running an underground gambling ring...or worse!!

I'll see your cracked corn and raise you a bowl of watermelon.

BEWARE OF CHICKEN MATH! Once a single chicken has you trained, they call all of their friends. Before you know it, your coop will be overflowing with chickens and you will be FORCED to build a bigger one ... and it never stops!

Save yourselves, it's too late for me!

I think it's been that way for a while, they just let us think we are in charge lol

OMG you're right! I see it now!