Beats a wearing a mennonite dress or driving ahorse and buggy! I meant I'm also a fish out of waterl. I walk into a store I got gringo written all over me. When I have to interact with Border Patrol they usually don't bother asking if I am a citizen. If they do stop me to ask questions, I cite the 5th and start asking them sample questions from the naturalized citizen sample test questions, or quote which rights they are violating by not having probable cause. I sometimes crack my wife up by dishing out a dose of crazy with those guys.
I know this is so off topic but imagine living here and every time you leave the beach you have to pass through a BP checkpoint after never having left the state. It gets old quick. I'm really sure that anyone who is smuggling drugs or human cargo isn't going to pass through a checkpoint that never moves when there are 20,000 acres of scrub and ranchland surrounding it.
