Ohmygoodness Banty! I have to eat mine soft scrambled—barely set and very moist—or they’re just icky. I really dislike if I get them browned at all.

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Ohmygoodness Banty! I have to eat mine soft scrambled—barely set and very moist—or they’re just icky. I really dislike if I get them browned at all.
This, in a nutshell sadly, explains the mindset of many folks in society todayPeople in this day and age are very entitled. Gotta put your foot down/make it clear. Especially if you've allowed it in the past. Give 'em an inch, they'll take a circumnavigation![]()
Browned eggs are the only tolerable eggs.(I think this is what we call a symbiotic ecosystem. Between us, no egg dish will go to waste, eh.)
Boiled eggs were invented by a sadist! The smell alone horrifies me. A perfectly good egg, ruined.
I love big fluffy, soft curds—But small fluffy soft is fine, too.This is why I dislike scrambled eggs from most restaurants... they absolutely hammer them, then they're all rubbery and dry. And I like smaller curds as well, so I stir a lot when scrambling. As soon as they're starting to set I pull them off heat, stir a few more times, and plate.
Egg salad. You heathen. I don't know that I can talk to you now that I know what you do to your poor chickens' eggs.I love them in egg salad made with homemade mayo (made with fresh eggs of course!)
No, I don’t pasteurize them first...![]()
Egg salad. You heathen. I don't know that I can talk to you now that I know what you do to your poor chickens' eggs.![]()
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That's no joke. A general rule of thumb is that you feed your chicken 1/4 pound of feed daily and it takes your hen 26 hours to produce one egg. Rough average of 12 to 13 eggs over a two week period of time (per hen). Point is, that dozen eggs cost you 3 pounds of feed, whatever you use as ground cover (litter), vitamins, minerals, supplements, medications, and time spent tending to the daily needs of your flock. A five pound bag of the feed of YOUR choice, or cash on the barrel head ought to get the point across to the next freeloader that wants a dozen eggs and your egg carton.I bet you can come up with some hard luck story about the price of feed or whatever that has made it impossible for you to give eggs away...
Why do people you know (friends/family) expect their eggs for FREE??
Maybe I'm the only one with the problem, but I've had several people (people who I do work business with, siblings) just want eggs for free. Don't even offer me any money. My fault for allowing it a couple times. I don't anymore - but WHY??
I had somebody just hand me a carton this morning wanting eggs. She didn't give me any $$, maybe (hopefully) she will have some when she comes back to get them.
Also, I ask clients to return my cartons, I even have a stamp inside that says "Please return carton", have I gotten any back? Nope. I have a family who buys 3 dozen a week and has 6 of my empty egg cartons. Next time she wants some, I will be reminding her I need those cartons back. Never would've thought I'd have any issues!
Okay, rant over![]()