You might be a “Southie” if...

[Kgbao]

@duluthralphie wanted to check on you with all that crazy frozen brain northie stuff going on up there..

 

[duluthralphie]

We was invaded by southies doing their evil masters, the dux, dirty works.

 

[FeatheredFriends&Horses2]

We was invaded by southies doing their evil masters, the dux, dirty works.

For the record, no duck is my master. As a matter of fact, I enjoy seeing them out on lakes and in the wild, but I really do not enjoy keeping the smelly critters!

 

[CindyinSD]

For the record, no duck is my master. As a matter of fact, I enjoy seeing them out on lakes and in the wild, but I really do not enjoy keeping the smelly critters!

I have nine ducklings (used to be thirteen but they found the pond and wouldn't come home at night--they did come home the next night--a sadder and wiser (but smaller) conglomerate duckling). I say there are nine but really they are one collective duck. Everywhere they go, they go in one fluid duckmentuous flow. I think they are hilarious. Lucky we have a big place for them to run around and spread the poo. Otherwise I might have to eat them.

 

[FeatheredFriends&Horses2]

I have nine ducklings (used to be thirteen but they found the pond and wouldn't come home at night--they did come home the next night--a sadder and wiser (but smaller) conglomerate duckling). I say there are nine but really they are one collective duck. Everywhere they go, they go in one fluid duckmentuous flow. I think they are hilarious. Lucky we have a big place for them to run around and spread the poo. Otherwise I might have to eat them.

I probably wouldn't mind them if they could free range around our property, but they share a coop with our chickens and make the place quite a smelly mess, we have to keep them though cause my sister loves them. I have found one thing that has really helped the health of my chickens and keeps the place from being such a muddy messy has been getting a nipple waterer. Anybody know why when ducks have a pool they will still make a mess of a waterer given the chance?

 

[duluthralphie]

True Northerners know the only place to keep dux is in a composting pile or bin.

 

[featherhead007]

I probably wouldn't mind them if they could free range around our property, but they share a coop with our chickens and make the place quite a smelly mess, we have to keep them though cause my sister loves them. I have found one thing that has really helped the health of my chickens and keeps the place from being such a muddy messy has been getting a nipple waterer. Anybody know why when ducks have a pool they will still make a mess of a waterer given the chance?

Because they are ducks! Silly!

 

[Molpet]

True Northerners know the only place to keep dux is in a composting pile or bin.

Or the freezer, refrigerator, oven

 

[1muttsfan]

Confining ducks away from water that they can splash and play in is completely against their nature.

 

[duluthralphie]

Confining ducks away from water that they can splash and play in is completely against their nature.

Keeping them in a freezer is where nature really intended dux to live.