You might be a crazy chicken lady/gent if...Go on, post yours!

[Holly O]

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My Daughter Graduates Basic training October 2nd then is off to her MO immediately following. She'll not come home till Christmas I hope!
I believe you said your son is at Fort Jackson? That is where Rayna is.

I know your feelings ... I'm there with you!

Hey! I have a three year old named Rayna!

GREAT NAME! ... not common but quite pretty.

 

[Windy Ridge]

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That made me laugh like crazy.

My contribution: When you spend three years trying to teach your blind "special needs" chicken how to eat from your hand. (And finally it works!)

... and then when it works so well, you now have to explain Hildy to EVERYONE (she'e not attacking you!) since she pecks everyone's feet looking for treats when she hears a human voice.

 

[HBuehler]

I am so glad there is documented proof that I'm NOT the only crazy chicken person

Umbrella? Heck I didn't have time to grab it I was out in the storm hail everywhere,lightning bolts hitting the ground putting my 5 week old's inside when they were too scared to go in on their own.
Done most of the other stuff as well including calling out "hey sweetie I'm home" because he must have been sleeping and didn't greet me with his Cock-A-Doodle-Doo and my Dh answers"he didn't see you" but one question...How do you manage to get your DH to go out in the bad weather and at night?

 

[ClairedeLune]

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Wait.
Anyone have any I can borrow?!

... if your hen comes into your pantry and eats all the oatmeal and you laugh, scoop her up, and give her some nice mealworms...

 

[BigSkyChickens]

This thread is rich....You might be a CCL if your chicken coop has more insulation and better windows than your house!

 

[FrenchHen]

If your "honey do" list includes more things for poultry than for humans.

Finish duck hut...
move tractor...
build feeder...

 

[Fanny]

You get confused every time you read a news article/email/ad that mentions the word 'co-op/coop' because you read it as 'chicken coop' and not 'cooperative'...

 

[chickenshagg]

....you call or text your family and friends to let them know that you just got your first egg!

....you speak to your chickens in Swedish so the neighbors can't understand what you are saying to them!

....you spend your day thinking of how to add on to your coopand then how many more chickens you will be able to get!

....when you whistle and the cats and chickens all come running!

....when you go grocery shopping you pick up treats for your chickens!

....your chickens eat more fresh fruit than you do!

 

[JenEric Farms]

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OMG...I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD!!!

 

[chickygirl2]

.... You wonder if hubby will notice 1 MORE ROOM with a brooder/cage set up in it- nevermind the ones in the kitchen, & rec room, and of course the poor chicken who needs time to recuperate from a leg problem living in the laundry room tub. After all, the incubator IS kinda hidden behind the armoire , so that really shouldn't count.....