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What a wife needs The husband and wife go to a male counselor after 15 years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is, and the wife goes into a tirade, listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on. Finally, the...

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started... ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our...

Question: This is my first time growing paprika peppers. Do they turn red on the plant? Or do they turn red as you dry them? I know this has nothing to do with Chickens or Egg’s, but I do like paprika on chicken. Also is this true? Is Paprika just a red bell pepper? I got this information...

I have White Leghorns that are about one year old. Two of them have gotten where they can hardly walk, they do walk, but with great effort and just a few feet and just lay down. There is no outward signs other than there tail fathers droop. What’s up with them?

Does anyone know how to stop a roster from crowing at all hours of the night? Ps, that does not include buck tape or an Ax.

Husband Down A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart Superstore. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies. 'Put them back, we can't...

When my son was 17, he got a job at a major supermarket. One of the first jobs his manger gives him was to go mop the walk in freezer floor. My Daughter got a job at the same supermarket and on her first day on the job the manger told her, I want you to go and shake the sallied dressing...

S O M E T I M E Sometimes... When you cry... No one sees your tears. Sometimes... When you are in pain... No one sees your hurt. Sometimes. When you are worried.. No one sees your stress Sometimes. When you are happy.. No one sees your smile ... - - - - - -...

Chanukah in a Nutshell Chanukah -- the eight-day festival of light that begins on the eve of Kislev 25 [Dec 21 Sunday night day one and last day is Dec 28 Sunday] -- celebrates the triumph of light over darkness, of purity over adulteration, of spirituality over materiality. More than...

You might enjoy a glass of wine with my meal some times and may not know what wines go with what foods. At a friends wine tasting, I tasted a glass of wine that tasted awful by it self. Then he had us eat a piece of cheese and then taste the wine, I could not believe it was the same wine...

Boil two eggs and place the warm eggs in your pockets just before you go outside to work or to do chores. They will keep your hands warm, and then when they cool down some, eat them.

I am making venison sausage, and would like to get any recipes for spices that you mix with the ground meat before I put it into the casing and smoke it.

We have a rusty pot or wok, and no mater what we do the rust is always there after it’s washed and dried. We have oiled it but the rust is still under the oil. My question, is the rust bad for you?

Rooster in the news, Tuesday, November 4, 2008 BENTON, Ill. - A rooster played chicken in the wrong town. That's the word from the downstate community of Benton, where police took a rooster into custody after it allegedly confronted a woman and her child. Police Chief Mike O'Neill said the...

I would like to see what your recipes for turkey is? oven roasted, grilled, deep fried, baked or in a bag? Give us some of your turkey recipes, pleas. One of the best seasoning I have used on turkey is Old Bay, crab boil seasoning.

Has anyone ever sold Chicken Manure? And if so, how much do you charge? My coop is off the ground about 3 feet, and I have a wire floor so the manure falls to the ground. I have some sand bags and was going to fill each bag about ¾ full and put a sight out front of the house $3.00 a bag? Any...

Ole left Norway and moved to Minnesota where he bought him a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up and said "Ole, I have some bad news. The donkey died last night. "Well" said Ole, "just give me back the...

I like the wings, they are great to sit around a table with family and friends and eat chicken wings. I want to try some recipes. Hot wings, sweet & sour wings, Buffalo wings, chicken wings, BBQ wings, what ever your best wing recipe is pleas post it. Thank you.

One-night many years ago a friend and myself went surf fishing. Had our fishing polls, chair’s, and cooler and coalman lantern. After some time trying catch something,and with no luck. We saw a crab! We catch the crab with the net and Mark run to his truck to get something to put the crab in...

The roof hangs over the back of the coop to give a dry storage space. And I put a gutter and 55gal barrel to catch rain water, to water my Chickens. Rain water chicken water Items needed; 55gal barrel water faucet 2 rubber washers 2 metal washers 2 flat Nut rain gutter with 2 caps, &...