Go butcher and cook one of your chickens tonight.
If you can make it through that I'll send you eggs tomorrow.
OMG! I’m not just gonna go randomly off one of my girls for no reason! Hahahah
I really think I could do quail though. Or turkeys. Or something. Idk.
But those ones are all pets and named and also surprisingly all still lay well so they’ll stay until they die, however that occurs, but not by me haha