Argh! I was making zucchnin bread for the first time...

[Triggerjay]

lol,... reminds me of a joke I got in my E-mail the other day.. I will see if I can find it later... TRUST me, it was NOT pro-man... but funny none the less..

So, tonight, I decided to make another loaf.... but WHAT? no zuc? So, I improvised... Yellow squash. I could NOT tell a difference in the bread one bit. It was great. I planted yellow squash (first year with a garden) thinking my wife liked it... well,... turns out no one in the house likes it.... until tonight.. I have found the official use for it in my house. Used the same zuc recipe, but changed out the zuc for yellow squash.. This is a good thing, as my zuc plants didn't do very well, but I have yellow squash coming out my ears!

Jason

 

[Triggerjay]

Ah found it... My mother-in-law sent me this... Its just for you Joe!

:

BBQ Rules
We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert ..
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.


Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine...
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat
Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.


And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women

 

[ozark hen]

Jason, are you sure your "email joke" wasn't written by Joe???

Good for you keep up the good work. Sounds like you might have a Big Green Egg??? Awesome!

 

[joebryant]

LUV IT!