Asparagus lubbers VS Asparagus haters (normal people) welcome to the battlefield

[Bakbuk]

This is a horrible confused mess. I’m very sick of all this. I am not replying to any more PMs on the subject. And I am leaving this thread for good.

ENOUGH!!!

 

[JustBabyMargo]

Yeah, I will admit, this has all gone a bit too far. At first, I was expecting a fun, and kind of competitive, game, but instead, it wasn’t. Sorry @Gearhead846 for all the accusations, and sorry to everyone else. Keep your asparagus. I would rather keep my friends.

 

[azurbanclucker]

group hug!

 

[NC_Quail]

another girl. when will I find a guy who can join my team??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Because no self respecting man would eat asparagus?

btw just kidding

 

[Amer]

disillusioned asparagus lubbers: you only hate asparagus because you haven’t had it cooked properly!
asparagus cooked properly:

 

[The WinterWolf]

What is the asparagus lovers ride?

 

[All4Eggz]

It's NOT safe to eat.

I've explained this multiple times, but I say this because I almost choked and died because of asparagu-gu-gross. When I was little, some asparagus got lodged in my throat, and it was hanging out of my mouth. I didn't know what to do and I couldn't breathe for nearly a minute. My sister ended up pulling it out after thinking I was joking.

A huge thanks to asparagus for almost killing me

 

[Chikyboy]

I was away for like, an hour, and this happens!

 

[Chikyboy]

I have just found out terrible news, both of my parents are asparagus lovers!

 

[The WinterWolf]

You can not help yourself, but Asparagus can help you.

asparagus CAN help me! your right! it can help me by staying out of my presence.