Asparagus lubbers VS Asparagus haters (normal people) welcome to the battlefield

[Amer]

What is the asparagus lovers ride?

Our (anti asparagus ) ride

Asparagus lubbers ride

 

[sourland]

@casportpony has over 700!

She's way nicer than me.

 

[PippinTheChicken]

do you like asparagus?

Yessssss

 

[Everose]

Bunnies!

 

[KingD]

*Lambs stabs the hatred bubble.*View attachment 2934097

And due to the large blast from the popped bubble, the knife is propelled backwards instantly killing Lambs.

The End.

 

[KingD]

Yup! And delicious julekake.

What even is that? It looks like your horse has trodden on the keyboard.

 

[Everose]

The lubbers are just shocked. They dont know how to fight back.

You guys weren't supposed to start until midnight tonight
Do any of y'all even own a watch?

Whatever, anyways.

We've (TC, fluffy and me) intercepted your package, Whitey shot down the death star and hater Vader, and after a short battle with your five whimpy little roos (where bakbuk triumphed) we exiled all of you into a mud puddle for your crimes.
The toxic fire is now being dumped over your base. Your scrawny roosters are being eaten. We have an entire bunker full asparagus and fluffy shall never be pushed into a mud puddle ever again.

Thank you @ASH_TRAINER/@Chikyboy for giving us our info beforehand.


Asparagus shall live forever.

 

[Chikyboy]

You can still be apart of ours

Thank you, but no thank you

 

[Chikyboy]

ITS NOT GIRLY I won 3RD place MENS in arm wrestling in the state championship of Idaho HOW DARE YOU
so ya i have big arms and I got GUNS and I don't get offended by ANYTHING

Notice @Fluffy Lambs just got off

 

[KingD]

I tried. This is clearly beyond my ability to mediate. The best option is for those of us who wish to see a peaceful resolution to simply bow out and let them exhaust themselves with this. At some point they'll get tired of it.

How such an insignificant vegetable can cause such upset is beyond me.