Bathing suit season

[ksacres]

B. Saffles Farms :

My opinion, most of the women in the magazines need to eat something they look like they havent ate in a month.

That's what my dh says too.

Oh, and HennysMom, my dh says a girl can't have too much booty.

 

[toletiquesbysam]

I tried on my swimsuit last night, going to Daytona Beach this weekend.............I'm wondering if I can wrap saran wrap around my tummy to hold it in and then put duck tape over that???

 

[B. Saffles Farms]

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That's what my dh says too.

Oh, and HennysMom, my dh says a girl can't have too much booty.

Hes a smart man,

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Duct tape will fix ANYthing! Try it. What a great idea!

 

[mom'sfolly]

I had on a swim suit this weekend to take the kids to the YMCA pool. I have the long torso problem, combined with being overweight. I need some extra fabric in the middle....and just who designs these things? Have they ever seen a real woman? Do they know the females over twelve have these boob things on their chests that must be covered? Do they want their mother to wear things that let the girls free if you raise your arm? I'm 45, fat and tall with short legs and I have a chest; is it too much to ask to have some suit look okay? Without showing the girls?

Omar, on speed dial.......................

 

[toletiquesbysam]

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Duct tape will fix ANYthing! Try it. What a great idea!

Tonight I'll try it and let you know how it goes!!

 

[Lunachick]

I'm already regretting the suit I ordered in my regular size, I do believe you're supposed to order the next size up for bathing suits...

I'm also 5'4" and currently weigh 137. i want to get rid of those 7. Heck I'd be happy to be 133, and it gets HARDER to lose the older you get. Dang it.....but at least the suits out there have those little skirt thingys. I think the baby boomer crowd were filling out those surveys and the designers are finally making them!

 

[warmfuzzies]

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'Cause we don't look like the woman in magazines, and we know that men are visually-oriented creatures.

Shes right!

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Luna, I just got one of those, and danged if the skirt doesn't make my thighs look even wider than they are.

 

[warmfuzzies]

B. Saffles Farms :

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That's what my dh says too.

Oh, and HennysMom, my dh says a girl can't have too much booty.

Hes a smart man,

This is GREAT news!! Thanks! I had a friend one time who said I had a "mommy butt" and took to calling me that! "hey, mommy butt!"