It WAS a weasel. I am usually willing to take you'alls long distance advice as gospel truth, but it was NOT a raccoon, it was an evil ferret!!!! I heard a ruckus in the coop, hopped out of bed, and, without stopping to put on pants or shoes or socks, or a coat, ran right outside and to the coop, FLUNG the door open (a bunch of freaked out birds practically killed me trying to fly out), and there it was, a brown, evil weasel... I had a moment of debate, where I tried to figure out if I should grab it with my hands or not, and finally decided NOT, since it probably has evil weasel teeth... Whaddo I do?
ps. i'm a vegetarian...
ps. i'm a vegetarian...