chicken joke for today

hatchcrazzzy

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Jun 8, 2007
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A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running alongside his car.
He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with him, as he was doing 50 mph.
He accelerated to 60, and the chicken stayed right next to him. He sped up to 75 mph,
and the chicken passed him. The man noticed that the chicken had three legs.
So he followed the chicken down a road and ended up at a farm. He got out of his car
and saw that all the chickens had three legs. He asked the farmer, "What's up with
these chickens?" The farmer said "Well, everybody likes chicken legs,
so I bred a three-legged bird. I'm going to be a millionaire."
The man asked him how they tasted. The farmer said, "Don't know, haven't caught one yet
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