Dad Jokes😂

[Jester57]

When people tell me I’m crazy…


I remind them that the correct term is “sanity challenged”.

 

[5Australorpasaures]

A B, C M puppies?
Ms no puppies!
O S A R, C M P N?
Sorry

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Her; "I'm easily attracted to men with power."

Me; "I just paid my electric bill!"

Okay, Not exactly a Dad Jokle.

 

[Jester57]

The Vatican is starting a new airline.

I understand they’ll be giving deep discounts to frequent friars.

 

[AntiqueB]

A B, C M puppies?
Ms no puppies!
O S A R, C M P N?
Sorry

I just got this after letting my brain work on it overnight!

 

[Jester57]

The sign said, “Caution-Ancient Wolf Species Sanctuary Ahead.”


It was a dire warning.

 

[Jester57]

I was having tapas in Toledo when a guy came up to me and started harassing me about how I was eating all the wrong things and was not meeting my daily nutritional needs. Well, I was shocked by the sudden interruption of my lunch.

Because no-one expects the Spanish dietitian.

 

[Sally PB]

Two men were on a road trip, and stopped at a Burger King in Chillicothe, Ohio. While they were standing in line, they were debating how to pronounce the name of the town.

When their turn came, one of them asked the person taking their order,
"Can you tell us where we are, and say it slowly, so we can learn how to pronounce it correctly?"

The counter person answered, "Bur. Ger. King."

 

[Jester57]

In this hot weather, it’s important to remember the importance of air circulation.

You could say I’m a big fan.

 

[Jester57]

Scientists have developed a breed of transparent cattle. Unfortunately, they’re super aggressive.

Steer clear.