Honestly, if I'd thought it was going to be humans, I probably WOULD have grabbed the gun. As it is, I'm lucky I had pants on!
I don't have visible neighbors, so there have been many times I've just popped out in my undergarments (don't judge!) to throw down feed or check on why everyone's excited. It's almost always a seagull or the wild turkeys passing through, so I stopped running out looking for a fight a while ago, now it's more habit to check than anything.
We have no trespassing signs posted around the real living area, but the direction these boys came in (not the driveway, or any trail we've established) is
all woods. I wouldn't even know where to post the signs in the trees. It hasn't got public land nearby they'd have wandered in off, either. The nearest public land is about 5 miles down the road the opposite way, and is VERY clearly posted. They headed off towards my neighbor's laneway, but his actual house is not in that direction at all, and he doesn't have kids. It's very peculiar.
The police are great here if you need a speeding ticket, but I've known more than one cop who's admitted they'll drag their feet and knowingly have a slow response time to things that involve minor disputes and a lot of physical exertion (like walking through the fields and woods, maybe having to chase kids through the woods, etc). The hound we're fostering is no better; she has a fearsome bark, but not only is she a giant coward, she thinks strangers exist only to rub her belly.
If they come back, I'll probably head out there with one of the guns. I understand the risks of bringing a gun, but I would be much more sympathetic to them if they'd been even slightly more respectful. I imagine it's very intriguing to find a grove full of animals and chill out spots in seemingly the middle of nowhere, so I don't hold it against them that they were curious, but they clearly did something that upset the animals (they greet strangers, don't hide from them), and were definitely not remorseful about messing with my things.
I'm not that much older than them, but I have manners and respect for others. I can't believe not a single one of them had the sense to apologize, or just leave immediately.
I guess this means it's time to get some game cams, and start wearing pants more.