Emus. They're the next plague of locusts decending upon us.

[greyfields]

I'd like to see the guy on "Man versus Food" eat a whole Emu (or Ostrich for that matter).

 

[debilorrah]

I'd like to see big rig truck vs emu.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Hey, you're not the boss of us!

Okay. Emus are very cute when they are babies.

 

[FrontPorchIndiana]

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They are the funniest looking things I've ever seen. As soon as they start making miniature ones I'm all over it. Until then, I don't think I want a bird that's taller than I am. That would be a little too freaky for me.

 

[danischi24]

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It's called a Rhea

 

[greyfields]

oh bejezuz they've been allowed to mate

https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=113242

 

[andorraclaim]

I had no idea the eggs were that huge.

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[greyfields]

It's because they're not filled with emu, they're filled with hate.

 

[andorraclaim]

I see it now, that gleam of the shell....its contempt.

 

[deerman]

Make sure to pull their teeth, before they are a month old.