grannys gone and done it

[Wishing4Wings]

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[twisted-acres-farm]

Besides my brother married miss right he just didn't know her first name was ALWAYS until after the wedding.

 

[napdognewfie]

LMAO

 

[Wishing4Wings]

Ya gotta know how to pick 'em!

AND, she probably didn't own chickens, did she?

 

[enola]

Hi granny, I can't take a picture & put it up on a money jar. My money box is a bank night deposit box that is built into the wall of our farm stand. We are in a very rural area near small town USA. If I thought & knew that this woman was doing it because of a hungry family it would make a differce. Currently she hasnt taken food items other than the eggs. There are lots of veggies on the stand if she needed food to feed children. This person intentionally kept her dome lights off & the headlights of her vehicle. This is not her first time, she was so blatant in regards to being caught that she came dressed in a spaghetti strap nightie. The items we have had stolen this summer include eggs, pure honey, pure maple syrup, jams & jellies & hand crafted natural soap. The high end stuff!

You could put her picture on the door of the farm stand so everyone can see her in her nightie! Or put it on facebook, we will all share it with everybody we know.......

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

Guess I just catch and release them. By the way did you all want my credit score as well ??? Just got my discover bill so can give you my fico score.

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

any clue as to how many posts granny has to catch up on ??

 

[Ol Grey Mare]

I put the womb back in a ewe one time. She had tripletts, and her contractions didn't stop until she prolapsed. It was cold as hell in the barn that night. I washed off the mass with water and antibacterial soap. Then coated it with sugar and proceeded to replace it. It took about an hour. The ewe was not in much pain because we drenched her with about a pint of whiskey. After I got the uterus back in, we stood her on a ramp so her butt was about a foot higher than her head. Then a sling under her belly kept her from laying down. She actually lived. And nursed the lambs until we took her to the livestock auction

The only time we had a ewe that had triplets that were all ewes......

Prolapses are NO fun!

 

[Ol Grey Mare]

To granny and chicken lady. I am single never married close a couple times but then I woke up LOL. I have 2 younger brothers and a younger sister. Mother passed when I was 28 (she 52) and dad passed when I was 32 and he was 62. Religon is very important to me but don't preach just try to be the best person I can be. FAMILY comes FIRST always and forever. way we were raised. Love to cook . bake, can. Read and play games. Also very perverted. LOL Also hate throwing out anything that can be repurposed I call my self frugal other might call me cheap. Not as cheap as my brother tho who will squeeze a nickel until it poops 6 pennies. He is the father of the nephew I have living and working for me the past 14 months. Also about 6 ft tall and around the 210 to 220 mark, thinning blondish hair , hazel eyes, and moustashe. Size 8 1/2 shoe, about a 34 inch inseam. No broken bones ever that I am aware of.

OMG sounds like a personals add maybe I should copy and paste on e-harmony LOL

You don't have to be lonely...........at farmer's only.com!

 

[twisted-acres-farm]

hello mare how is you daughter doing???