grannys gone and done it

[Dannachic]

glad their ok danna

me too granny..i worry about them like i do my children..and i have a hen that wakes me every morning crowing..i've had a good talk with her..told her i was the rooster of the flock..she doesn't listen

 

[Dannachic]

now after reading..you all have me wanting a speckled sussex,,a polish and a couple silkies..dh is going has to build another coop

 

[enola]

ol mare, wheres the video when you need one ?
enola, great idea ! I have one and i will set it by the bed tonight. thank you. and who or what are you cussing ? cuss it once for me.

Remember I was having to clean house? Well since I started this stupid shift at work things HAVE REALLY PILED UP !!! So what's left today I am going to throw in the spare room. Mop floors and vacuum and I will be done! He will be here late Monday !!

 

[rIrs roost]

Here's a joke. a city may inherited a farm. He decided to get a few animals for the farm. He's riding down the road and sees a sign that reads asses for sale. This isn't considered cussing I hope? He loads the *** on the truck and the man told him that if the *** gets scared he will sit and he'll have to swat his tail to get him up and moving again. Gets him loaded, heads down the road and sees a sign saying pulleys for sale. Swings in and buys him a pulley. A little further down the road, another sign reads cocks for sale. So he has all of them on the back of the truck when he accidentally runs off the road causing the cage door to swing open. The pullet and cock fly out of the cage causing the *** to jump in the middle of the road and sit down. He jumps out and grabs the pullet under one arm and the cock under the other. Both arms full lucky a woman pulls up and says, sir can I help you. ? He replys sure, hold my cock and pullet while I spank my ***.

 

[Dannachic]

Here's a joke. a city may inherited a farm. He decided to get a few animals for the farm. He's riding down the road and sees a sign that reads asses for sale. This isn't considered cussing I hope? He loads the *** on the truck and the man told him that if the *** gets scared he will sit and he'll have to swat his tail to get him up and moving again. Gets him loaded, heads down the road and sees a sign saying pulleys for sale. Swings in and buys him a pulley. A little further down the road, another sign reads cocks for sale. So he has all of them on the back of the truck when he accidentally runs off the road causing the cage door to swing open. The pullet and cock fly out of the cage causing the *** to jump in the middle of the road and sit down. He jumps out and grabs the pullet under one arm and the cock under the other. Both arms full lucky a woman pulls up and says, sir can I help you. ? He replys sure, hold my cock and pullet while I spank my ***.

 

[enola]

Good one, Red!

I find it hilarious that the filter catches @ss but lets asses slip through!!!!

 

[Wishing4Wings]

Quote:
I feel for you. My 2 newish cats are inside only, so less waking up the house at 3am. Time change is coming too. Usually look forward to the fall back because the extra hour is good, but my critters will be on the old time. Little Mo is still going to crow, but it will be 4am instead of 5. I'm usually awake anyway....

 

[Granny Hatchet]

red, I think thats what i need to get started too.
I told dh i was hungry so he said make us some french toast. he knows i dont like french toast so he says make us some oats and toast. (sigh) still cooking ! ok microwave cooking but still cooking. so he got breakfast and i got a piece of toast.

 

[rIrs roost]

Good one, Red!

I find it hilarious that the filter catches @ss but lets asses slip through!!!!

That is funny. I noticed that too.

 

[enola]

Mike slept in this morning, so I am roughing it today.