grannys gone and done it

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by granny hatchet, Mar 9, 2014.

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  1. Dannachic

    Dannachic Overrun With Chickens

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    me too granny..i worry about them like i do my children..and i have a hen that wakes me every morning crowing..i've had a good talk with her..told her i was the rooster of the flock..she doesn't listen
     
  2. Dannachic

    Dannachic Overrun With Chickens

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    now after reading..you all have me wanting a speckled sussex,,a polish and a couple silkies..dh is going has to build another coop
     
  3. enola

    enola Overrun With Chickens


    Remember I was having to clean house? Well since I started this stupid shift at work things HAVE REALLY PILED UP !!! So what's left today I am going to throw in the spare room. Mop floors and vacuum and I will be done! He will be here late Monday !!
     
  4. rIrs roost

    rIrs roost Sir Crows A lot

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    Here's a joke. a city may inherited a farm. He decided to get a few animals for the farm. He's riding down the road and sees a sign that reads asses for sale. This isn't considered cussing I hope? He loads the *** on the truck and the man told him that if the *** gets scared he will sit and he'll have to swat his tail to get him up and moving again. Gets him loaded, heads down the road and sees a sign saying pulleys for sale. Swings in and buys him a pulley. A little further down the road, another sign reads cocks for sale. So he has all of them on the back of the truck when he accidentally runs off the road causing the cage door to swing open. The pullet and cock fly out of the cage causing the *** to jump in the middle of the road and sit down. He jumps out and grabs the pullet under one arm and the cock under the other. Both arms full lucky a woman pulls up and says, sir can I help you. ? He replys sure, hold my cock and pullet while I spank my ***.
     
  5. Dannachic

    Dannachic Overrun With Chickens

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  6. enola

    enola Overrun With Chickens

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    Good one, Red!

    I find it hilarious that the filter catches @ss but lets asses slip through!!!!
     
  7. Wishing4Wings

    Wishing4Wings Isn't it Amazing?

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  8. granny hatchet

    granny hatchet Tastes like chicken Premium Member

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    [​IMG] red, I think thats what i need to get started too.
    I told dh i was hungry so he said make us some french toast. he knows i dont like french toast so he says make us some oats and toast. (sigh) still cooking ! ok microwave cooking but still cooking. so he got breakfast and i got a piece of toast.
     
  9. rIrs roost

    rIrs roost Sir Crows A lot

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    That is funny. I noticed that too.
     
  10. enola

    enola Overrun With Chickens

    Mike slept in this morning, so I am roughing it today.
     
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