grannys gone and done it

[Wishing4Wings]

Here's a joke. a city may inherited a farm. He decided to get a few animals for the farm. He's riding down the road and sees a sign that reads asses for sale. This isn't considered cussing I hope? He loads the *** on the truck and the man told him that if the *** gets scared he will sit and he'll have to swat his tail to get him up and moving again. Gets him loaded, heads down the road and sees a sign saying pulleys for sale. Swings in and buys him a pulley. A little further down the road, another sign reads cocks for sale. So he has all of them on the back of the truck when he accidentally runs off the road causing the cage door to swing open. The pullet and cock fly out of the cage causing the *** to jump in the middle of the road and sit down. He jumps out and grabs the pullet under one arm and the cock under the other. Both arms full lucky a woman pulls up and says, sir can I help you. ? He replys sure, hold my cock and pullet while I spank my ***.

And that's the second time you typed it too!

 

[Granny Hatchet]

enola, what if the first place he heads is the spare room? hahaaa

 

[enola]

He knows what a spare room is for..... You should see HIS!!

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I love my bedroom it is very big ! a beautiful outfit in there. craftmatic queen sized temperpedic memory foam. A walk THROUGH closet . master bath with garden tub and separate shower. 2 sinks in case one gets dirty. All that is missing is a door that walks out to a deck to watch the sunset. I even have a tv table like the hospitals have that i can roll over the bed to eat in bed . hahaa old 27 in. tv, phone. shoot theres even elect. in my bedside table . just pull the drawer out and plug in. I have used it for my lap top when I had surgery.

 

[Granny Hatchet]

I forgot the pretty flowered chair just in case i get tired of bed or someone visits and the elect. fireplace. hahaa

 

[Granny Hatchet]

well, didnt mean to chase anyone off. guess i will go check my chicken.

 

[campingshaws]

I'm here. Just stalling. I hate washing dishes.

 

[Yorkshire Coop]

Hi everyone!! You have all been very busy here!! Lots of catching up to do!!

Great joke roost
I too also have canine alarm clocks plus a feline one too. Granny great you got to see DD and she is a little better and getting there, let's hope it keeps going in the right direction.

I was a bit rough this morning, all self inflicted of course. Went out for the afternoon and had a few drinks when I have been T Total since the beginning of April.
I have decided that drinking is not for me anymore. We had a good afternoon out and a lovely meal too. Was nice to catch up with friends too that I haven't seen in months. But I paid for it this morning, have even had to have an afternoon nap!! Feel better now so rareing to go.

Popped round to my mothers this morning and her ******* dog has had a go at another of her chickens
She didn't ring Last night as she knew we were out so she had cleaned her up best she could and popped her to bed. Poor old Brenda can't walk although she has put the foot down. Can't feel any breaks in the leg it seems more at the top. Bit of blood at the back of leg but can't find a puncture wound. Lost feathers and a bit swollen in that area and hot. I've brought her to mine to be safe from the dog and stop Stan breeding her. Cleaned it all again and put some Terramycin spray on. Been in the utility untill I've just popped her out in the broody coop. Has eaten but not seen her drink yet. Wolfed the scrambled egg down her.

Hoping it's nothing too bad and she pulls round. Fingers crossed that infection does not set in

 

[Yorkshire Coop]

well, didnt mean to chase anyone off. guess i will go check my chicken. 

It must be me

 

[ChickenLady2014]

How old is the youngest?  Maybe you can borrow a bib! 

lol the youngest is 2 months old, the middle one is 21 months old & the oldest is 13 yrs.