grannys gone and done it

[rIrs roost]

bout an hr. drive 

You'll have a safe trip.

 

[rIrs roost]

Look at my dishwashing buddy! My cavalier used to do that. I'm leaving Ben out while I do some housework. He's just following me sweetly. I tried to teach him how to pick up toys. I put trucks in his mouth, led him to a basket, and dropped the truck in. Praise praise praise. I once taught a terrier to fetch that way. He's two weeks and two days in! No marking in several days. He's been in the crate a lot, but that's still a victory right?

Camping that's great about Ben. He looks like he's very happy too.

 

[ChickenLady2014]

Good night all.  I found my poem about the dog's irresistible attraction to pole cats.  True story from a few years back.


[COLOR=800080]Late last night my dog was pacing the floor,

Was she sick? Gotta go? So I let her out the door.

The neighborhood was quiet, the chickens were asleep.

Nothing rustling in the bushes. Not a single cricket cheep.


Then to my annoyance, she took off like a shot.

She circled something, growled and woofed and loudly barked a lot!

Oh no, what was that out there in the yard?

Something big and scary? Why was she on guard?


I ran to get a flashlight. I tried to call her back.

Couldn’t see what she was after, ‘cause the night was inky black.

Then, suddenly as it started, the barking was no more.

Did the creature eat my doggy?  I was shaken to my core.


After one long moment, Belle came racing back to me,

And soon I suspected what the creature had to be.

A certain acrid odor was wafting through the night,

And Belle was rolling on the lawn. She’d given up the fight.


You’d think the first three times would have taught her what to do.

"Leave that skunk alone, you dope! It’s the garage tonight for you!"[/COLOR]
[COLOR=800080]PeeYew!! [/COLOR]

 

Beautiful poem wishing. Popped in quick while eating lunch, but I on the run again. Too many jobs & not enough time. Another trip to see gd sing in her choir concert tonight. 2 hrs there, sit 2 hrs, 2 hr drive home. Going to be very sore.

 

[rIrs roost]

Beautiful poem wishing. Popped in quick while eating lunch, but I on the run again. Too many jobs & not enough time. Another trip to see gd sing in her choir concert tonight. 2 hrs there, sit 2 hrs, 2 hr drive home. Going to be very sore.

Have fun chicken lady. Have a safe trip.

 

[Ol Grey Mare]

Safe travels@granny hatchet and @ChickenLady2014

 

[Wishing4Wings]

Look at my dishwashing buddy!

My cavalier used to do that. I'm leaving Ben out while I do some housework. He's just following me sweetly. I tried to teach him how to pick up toys.

I put trucks in his mouth, led him to a basket, and dropped the truck in. Praise praise praise. I once taught a terrier to fetch that way. He's two weeks and two days in! No marking in several days.

He's been in the crate a lot, but that's still a victory right?

You're doing great, camping! Thought he was supposed to be your husband's buddy, but that's an adoring look he's giving you.

 

[campingshaws]

You're doing great, camping! Thought he was supposed to be your husband's buddy, but that's an adoring look he's giving you.

Funny how that works, huh? DH is realizing he should've gotten a puppy. But I'm committed, so no worries there. Sometimes you have to know what you don't want. Ben will have a good life and finish out his days, however long or short they might be, with us.

 

[rIrs roost]

Funny how that works, huh? DH is realizing he should've gotten a puppy. But I'm committed, so no worries there. Sometimes you have to know what you don't want.

Ben will have a good life and finish out his days, however long or short they might be, with us.

From the looks of it, he couldn't have gotten a better home. He looks so much better.

 

[enola]

Can you call someone fat if your fat too ? I mean, is there a cut off limit ? like just because someone weighs 450 lbs . what do you need to be under in order to call them fat? 300 ? 250?  whats the protocol for name calling ?  maybe thats when clever words come into play like well endowed . I think maybe I will just say if she sits on my kid shes gonna kill him.     Tom wouldnt advise i bring my 80 gallon fish tank with me when we moved here because there was a weight limit on the floor . I feel like I could of brought it.    

I feel pretty safe using "pleasingly plump".......

Or pleasingly plump plus......

Or pleasingly plump plus a little more......

It all depends on the circumstances!!

 

[ChickenLady2014]

Beautiful poem wishing. Popped in quick while eating lunch, but I on the run again. Too many jobs & not enough time. Another trip to see gd sing in her choir concert tonight. 2 hrs there, sit 2 hrs, 2 hr drive home. Going to be very sore.

Have fun chicken lady. Have a safe trip.

Thank you Red