grannys gone and done it

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Alright mutt and Newfie (and whoever else) here's what I did tonight. Let dogs out and fed them. Ben came in first, we practiced "leave it!" with an irresistible moving target: my kids eating pizza. They were waving it everywhere, and not on purpose to tempt him, but because what is supper without casual acrobatics? So this was something that already needed to be addressed.

Ok. If he moved in to sniff I left him alone. If he got close to a plate or a kid hand I said "leave it!" If he came to me and sat, eye contact, then he got a treat. If he did not immediately back away, I gave him a "no!" or that sound that southern people use for kids and dogs (that sharp sound like "ANT!" but with no t on the end and it's sort of growled at the back of the throat). He responded to that and came and sat and made eye contact, but no treat. I made sure he never got pizza, never licked or nipped a plate or a slice. I was totally prepared to grab it from his mouth if needed. So... Am I doing this right? :oops:
I know nothing about training dogs, but it sounds like you are doing a fabulous job of it.
I have no idea how you are doing all these things plus making a costume for your daughter. Pretty amazing :highfive:
 
so what grosses you all out about it ? the fact that they put holes in their bodys or where its at ? maybe because they are altering their body from the way it should be is my guess . what say you ?
 
so what grosses you all out about it ? the fact that they put holes in their bodys or where its at ? maybe because they are altering their body from the way it should be is my guess . what say you ?

I'm only bothered by the piercings of the more private areas - facial piercings, ear gauges, tattoos, etc don't bother me - in fact some quite fascinate me.
 
you are sweet red
Not really granny. After that it teamed up with one of my friends that stutters. Wed beat up everyone. He'd try to talk to someone that picked on us and while he was stuttering trying to cuss em out, I'd knockem upside their head. Being left handed and walking crooked kinda took them by surprise. The more he stuterd, the more I would hit those bullies. When he would finally get all the words our (I think that's enough Billy ) then I'd stop. He knew it too. I noticed as I was beating up on a bully, his stuttering got worse. If it was someone that didn't pick on us to bad, he'd get those words out pretty fast. Between his stuttering and my walking in circles, it would take us awhile to get some where. I took him home one day. I didn't know where he stayed. But I knew he stayed in elerbee about fifteen miles away from our school. He was giving me directions to his house and it took him fifteen minutes to tell me he had moved to Rockingham about a mile away from the school.I had to turn around and head back in the direction I had come from . Still took him awhile to get me there though. If I'm remembering right it took us about an hour to get to somewhere that was one minute away. We sure were a pair .:gig
 
I didnt raise her like that !
Right? But she made some $$ and what she did was not illegal. Distasteful to us, can't imagine bragging about my child piercing coochies for a living, but she made a few bucks. Not dealing drugs, stealing or prostituting like so many daughters do. My mom was so ashamed that I worked for animal control and culled animals. Nothing she wanted to brag about. Odd that DD felt the need to tell you what she pierced? Why?
 
Not really granny. After that it teamed up with one of my friends that stutters. Wed beat up everyone. He'd try to talk to someone that picked on us and while he was stuttering trying to cuss em out, I'd knockem upside their head. Being left handed and walking crooked kinda took them by surprise. The more he stuterd, the more I would hit those bullies. When he would finally get all the words our (I think that's enough Billy ) then I'd stop. He knew it too. I noticed as I was beating up on a bully, his stuttering got worse. If it was someone that didn't pick on us to bad, he'd get those words out pretty fast. Between his stuttering and my walking in circles, it would take us awhile to get some where. I took him home one day. I didn't know where he stayed. But I knew he stayed in elerbee about fifteen miles away from our school. He was giving me directions to his house and it took him fifteen minutes to tell me he had moved to Rockingham about a mile away from the school.I had to turn around and head back in the direction I had come from . Still took him awhile to get me there though. If I'm remembering right it took us about an hour to get to somewhere that was one minute away. We sure were a pair .
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you were a child getting your paybacks
 
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