I have some chocolate coverd baccon that got my family sick for a week...Dear friends, it has come to my attention that bacon and sausage are potentially deadly substances. Because I care about you all, I have decided I will sacrifice my own well being too save the rest of you. .....so please, go to your kitchen, box up all of your death meat and pm me for the address to which you can send them for consumption, er disposal. Remember, I do this for you. .....
If you want it, I could spare a couple peices.
