Has anyone ever sat on their cat?

[texaschickmama]

That really cracked me up!! I think I saw a Sopranos episode that Christopher sat on his girlfriend's little dog. It didn't work out so well.

 

[Lunachick]

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yikes, I remember being down in Fla once and I couldn't sleep for some reason and around 2:00 in the a.m. all I heard was screaming noises in the woods....for about an hour this screaming was going on. It actually sounded like a woman in trouble.... The next day I asked about the noise, and my brother told me it was coons tearing apart a rabbit. And I did recall hearing the coons chattering away as that poor rabbit screamed.....

Anyway, back to the cat that almost got sat upon....

 

[bigkford]

Is she part siamese(spelling)
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[BFeathered]

Hey, where'd Debi go? She started this!

 

[gritsar]

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yikes, I remember being down in Fla once and I couldn't sleep for some reason and around 2:00 in the a.m. all I heard was screaming noises in the woods....for about an hour this screaming was going on. It actually sounded like a woman in trouble.... The next day I asked about the noise, and my brother told me it was coons tearing apart a rabbit. And I did recall hearing the coons chattering away as that poor rabbit screamed.....

Anyway, back to the cat that almost got sat upon....

There are worse noises. Someone that lives in town has some peacocks. Every time they get a new rookie on the police force, my DH assigns the rookie to patrol the area where the peacock people live. Then he and the other officers sit back and wait for the rookie to call in about a woman being murdered.

 

[BFeathered]

Ain't it the truth!

 

[debilorrah]

OMG French Hen gets the award for funniest post!!!! I almost peed after reading that!!!!

My poor Bella doesnt usually dart under me, but I leaned up to get some socks - not even all the way - and the dummy got under my butt. She has a really high pitched soft meow and this sounded likie Linda Blair in the Excorsist.... First second thought is "what is THAT?" Second second thought is OMG!!!!

and I knew this thread would get some really funny stories - I have not been let down!

 

[WriterofWords]

I mentioned in another thread I had sat on my cat and almost drowned him while I was pregnant.

 

[saddina]

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yikes, I remember being down in Fla once and I couldn't sleep for some reason and around 2:00 in the a.m. all I heard was screaming noises in the woods....for about an hour this screaming was going on. It actually sounded like a woman in trouble.... The next day I asked about the noise, and my brother told me it was coons tearing apart a rabbit. And I did recall hearing the coons chattering away as that poor rabbit screamed.....

Anyway, back to the cat that almost got sat upon....

There are worse noises. Someone that lives in town has some peacocks. Every time they get a new rookie on the police force, my DH assigns the rookie to patrol the area where the peacock people live. Then he and the other officers sit back and wait for the rookie to call in about a woman being murdered.

UGH, I hate peacocks. My 1st husband had them, and all night they'd scream. Nothing kills the mood faster than screaming birds during your honeymoon. I don't know which I was happier to be rid of, the peacocks or the MIL....

I've ran over my cats' tails in my rolling desk chair. My feet don't touch the ground, and they like to sleep under my desk.

 

[Cetawin]

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We need video of this.

Debi..does sitting on a taco bell beast count? He gets verrrrrry upset.