Step 1. get a big plate of lettuce
Step 2. Dump the cottage cheese on top of lettuce.
Step 3. Thoroughly wash out Cottage Cheese container.
Step 4. Get out a tub of French Vanilla Ice Cream
Step 5. Spoon ice cream into plastic Cottage Cheese tub.
Step 6. Melt fudge and caramel sauce in the microwave.
Step 7. Pour melted fudge and caramel onto icecream.
Step 8. Enjoy the Sundae, eating slowly, reading the nutritional information on the Cottage Cheese tub. Pray that your mind believes what it reads.
Step 9. Bring the plate of lettuce and cottage cheese out back to the chickens. They deserve a treat too!