Now I know why I have so many stinkin' predators....

[ZombieChickens]

Hahahahaha!!! ....burn her house down.....that is so something I would have said, but refrained because people get their feathers ruffled to easily. (I've been attacked many-a-times on FB because of a sassy or silly comment, sometimes it's just not worth it.) So, onto my people-friendly remark: You could plant poison ivy and stinging nettles at the property line. All mixed in with those plants that make it hard for her to cross over....she'll never know what hit her till it's too late.

 

[Camelot Farms]

Y'all just crack me up!

It sooo helps to vent and be able to be silly in the face of such crankiness.
I am a rationale person and so would never do anything too outlandish....most days

And to build a bigger picture...I am the last house in the 'holler'...everyone else in the holler is her 'kin'
So peeving her intentionally is not going to a good thing and of course I get in enough trouble with her not even trying.

And yesterday I saw her kick a puppy. Does that tell you how utterly useless a conversation would be?

BTW...the kick was more of a harsh shove with the side of her foot to keep puppy from getting in the house.
Puppy looks to be a chihuahua kiond of thing. I cant see it when its in the grass cause its so tiny.

Puppy belongs to great grandchildren that she minds on weekends and after school and she is just as cantankerous with them.

*sigh*

 

[ZombieChickens]

Annonymously report the puppy kick. And plant poison ivy.

 

[Minniechickmama]

Have you considered moving to a different neck of the woods? Sounds like a no-win in that holler, deary. Then again, maybe her kin aren't too keen on her either. Someone probably needs to dislodge a huge thorn she has up her butt over something that has nothing to do with you. Maybe you could just ask her, why are so such a -----? I have confronted people like that and it knocks them off guard and you find out they just have something that really has nothing to do with you, but some long held baggage.
Good luck.
If all else fails, a dead raccoon in her mailbox might be a nice Christmas gift