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In the state of Washington, the answer to that question is "Yes. Yes, it is okay." If you call the police to report that someone is breaking into an outbuilding, they will not appear, unless they are not doing anything else. If you shoot the perps, you go to jail because you used deadly force in a non-life-threatening situation.
I'd really like a taser. Really really. Every time you pull the trigger, is zaps the guy. As far as I know, there's no evidence that you pulled the trigger once or a hundred times, before the cops got there. In the videos, the shootee doesn't scream, while being zapped. I think if every criminal got tased every time they broke the law, WHILE they were breaking the law, crime would decrease. I'd like to mount it under the dash, in the car, so if it gets broken into, the taser goes off and keeps zapping the guy until the car battery runs down.
I have zero tolerance for thieves. If they stole some ears of corn, from my garden, at least I know they took food to feed themselves or maybe their family and I could get behind that. My GPS? My stereo? No, that's not to feed the starving babies of a hard working, down-on-his-luck guy. That's greed, avarice, envy "I want what you got and I don't have the guts to take it from you so I'll wait till no one's looking and then no one will ever know it was me."
BTW, I thought someone *did* steal my corn once, but it turned out it was a moose, that wandered through my yard, on the way to a local park, where he got caught. I never saw the corn again.... fortunately. 14 blocks from downtown Spokane Washington. The moose was almost 6 feet at the shoulder (a baby) and I wondered if you could ride one. Not ride it very long, obviously, because moose are insane at the best of times, but I bet that'd get you on the news. A very short rodeo, with more stomping than usual. But if you did it!!!! You'd probably be the only person ever to go the full 8 seconds.
Bad ideas.... You'd almost certainly get to hear that phrase, in the ER, that always follows a really bad idea. "So how'd this happen?"
"It started the usual way... 'Hold my beer... watch this!'."