Riddle me this.

[TexasChickenLady]

I dunno what is is about me that makes me fell that I need to tell my husband how to drive, I don't mean to I honest to god do not mean to. I know that he is a good driver, ~sometimes~ hehehe, but I just can't seem to help my self...it's like Im gonna explode if I don't tell him where to park in a parking lot, or I can't seem to keep my self from mentioning that he parked crooked...I need help! So after so many times, he's gotten fed up with me doing this and has scolded me. So here recently we went to the big town of Amarillo and the whole trip I did not say anything partaining to his driving..so here we were in the lowes parking lot and I couldnt believe my ears..."Baby..where do you want me to park..whats a good spot to you?" HOLD THE PHONE...WHAT? YOUR ASKING ME....WHRE TO PARK THE TRUCK? (this is what going through my mind right) So the only answer i could come up with is "I don't care honey love". What do ya know, I have brian washed him...I rule! So to all of you new wives out there... for a small fee of 19.99 plus s&h I'll share with you my brain washing secretes. BUTWAIT THERES MORE..IF YOU ACT NOW...I'll also add my tips on keeping the toilet seat down training. FREE OF CHARGE.

 

[DuckLady]

I got tired of my husband telling me how to drive. He acts like I only discovered cars when I met him and never mind I had been driving over 20 years before that.

Well, once he started in just as we left home. I pulled over at the top of the street and made him get out. I went on my way and he walked home.

 

[BowChickaBowMow]

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Nope, you're not the only one.

DH and I took a road trip last week w/ one of the kids (the good one

) and when he went to the bathroom at the hotel he yelled out "what? nobody out there gonna come bug me?" LOL! Our children are like magnets... and like you said.. they don't even know why they are there talking to you.... they just HAVE to say something, right? I hear alot of "ummm... ummm... I forget now" WHAT?????? LOL! Mine have even learned how to pick the lock.

 

[newchickenfamily]

Potty thing happens here too... what REALLY gets me is the telephone. I can go to the OTHER SIDE of the house to make a call and they can be totally engrossed in something else, but will FIND me when I'm trying to have a conversation on the phone. Makes me NUTS!!

 

[TexasChickenLady]

Oh yes! I havent had an adult conversaition in so long I've notice my choice fo words has changed, almost like I've forgotten how to use big words and I seem to talk as if I never went to school. I think I've been a hostage to spongebob for too long.

 

[BettyR]

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Oh I so remember those days...except I was a hostage to Sesame Street.

 

[luvmychicknkids]

I have completely solved the telephone thing.

I have so sternly warned them so many times that now, if I am making a call, I just say "I am going to be on the phone. If you don't leave me alone until I am off" and they finish for me "We know, little dead kids everywhere". LOL I am almost sure they don't believe me, but hey, it works well!!!!

 

[Jamie_Dog_Trainer]

I can't take a shower without my German Shepherd opening the bathroom door and supervising my time. Sometimes he even pulls the curtain back and whines because I'm taking so long. LOL. I never get any privacy with my animals around..but then again I'd rather have no privacy than no animals.

 

[patandchickens]

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I have the opposite problem. My 4 yr old walks around using my vocabulary.
"Mommy, I seem to be experiencing a difficulty here."
"Do you think this tower could *be* any higher?"
"You didn't specify which kind of daisy you wanted, the Anthemis
or the other one, so I brought you both."
"Oh, Gracie Marie (one of our cats) is being behaviorally
interesting - come watch!"

Pat

 

[BettyR]

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That is so cute....my oldest was that way, she was an only child for 5 years.

Then we decided to have one more and we had our boy....he was only 9 months old when I accidentally got pregnant and had twin girls. I had 3 babies in diapers at one time. There are several years when the kids were small that I can't even remember. I know I was there but I was so sleep deprived that I walked around in a cloudy haze most of the time.