As a greenhorn, I'm wondering what is the silliest thing you've seen your chickens do? The neighbor's rooster likes to get up on our trampoline, flap and bounces a bit while crowing. It's not even the highest spot he could get to. One of the hens likes to hop up to the porch railing and then stands with both of her feet crammed onto a medium small roundish river rock. She then purposely wobbles there while looking at her feet all the time making happy chicken sounds.