Iām so glad I found this thread and I know Iām not alone in the struggles!
I have 11 geese, 6 of which are ganders. Iāve been through hormonal battles, love triangles, egg thievery, everything with my geese, but the difference between my geese and my ducks is that I can reason with my geese or at least understand the āwhysā of what they do.
This is the shitsparkle thatās been terrorizing my days.
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One little buff drake thatās made it his lifeās mission to make every waking moment of mine into hell.
It started all cute. Following me around like a devoted puppy, weaving between my feet like a kitten when Iād stop walking.
That quickly changed and now I have a repressed ankle obsessed Victorian fiend that haunts my every move. Hovering in my shadow, chasing me wherever I go, biting at my shoes, my legs, my ankles, my clothing, ambushing me and tripping me. Iāve actually stepped on him a few times while trying to avoid tripping over him. Iāve dropped everything in my horror to see if heās alright, afraid Iād smooshed him for good, only to have my fear replaced with anger as the little shit, completly fine, then bites me.
Iāve spilt feed and water buckets because of his osession with my feet. Iāve slipped and fallen on ice, on mud, while walking down banks because of this little monster.
The only think he respects is my geese at the moment, theyāve gotten into the habit of blocking him from me.
But heās always there, lurking, watching for his next opportunity to get me.
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