I’m so glad I found this thread and I know I’m not alone in the struggles!
I have 11 geese, 6 of which are ganders. I’ve been through hormonal battles, love triangles, egg thievery, everything with my geese, but the difference between my geese and my ducks is that I can reason with my geese or at least understand the “whys” of what they do.
This is the shitsparkle that’s been terrorizing my days.
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One little buff drake that’s made it his life’s mission to make every waking moment of mine into hell.
It started all cute. Following me around like a devoted puppy, weaving between my feet like a kitten when I’d stop walking.
That quickly changed and now I have a repressed ankle obsessed Victorian fiend that haunts my every move. Hovering in my shadow, chasing me wherever I go, biting at my shoes, my legs, my ankles, my clothing, ambushing me and tripping me. I’ve actually stepped on him a few times while trying to avoid tripping over him. I’ve dropped everything in my horror to see if he’s alright, afraid I’d smooshed him for good, only to have my fear replaced with anger as the little shit, completly fine, then bites me.
I’ve spilt feed and water buckets because of his osession with my feet. I’ve slipped and fallen on ice, on mud, while walking down banks because of this little monster.
The only think he respects is my geese at the moment, they’ve gotten into the habit of blocking him from me.
But he’s always there, lurking, watching for his next opportunity to get me.
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