Surviving Minnesota!

[duluthralphie]

I am thinking of changing my hair cutting place!!

They asked what I wanted for a haircut and I told them I needed a nice one as I was getting it cut for my upcoming wedding.

They said wedding cuts were free! I was so excited. They asked how long I had known my new wife. When I told them I did not know her and would not be meeting her until next Tuesday. They asked dumb questions.

Is it a mail order bride from Russia? What do you mean you will not meet her until Tuesday? So nosey!



They asked who I was marrying, and when I told them Carrie Underwood, they took back the free cut and said I had to pay!

What is the deal with that? I am thinking of calling the justice department for unfair actions against me.

 

[MinnesotaNice]

Ralphie, I heard your new DW has a thing for hockey players. Don't forget your ice skates

 

[duluthralphie]

Ralphie, I heard your new DW has a thing for hockey players. Don't forget your ice skates

I am going to be re-training her. She is going to learn to love turkeys and Chickens. Skating is bad for us old people.

 

[MinnesotaNice]

I think she'll really love Minnesota, the chickens, and your turkeys. I'm surprised this marriage didn't happen earlier.

 

[duluthralphie]

I am sure the only reason it has not happened is because she has never seen me before.

I mean. lets be honest, what woman would not want to marry me? I spend half my life fighting off women.

NOW just so you understand, I could end up marrying some other country music star, it basically comes down to the woman with the biggest jet and the largest bank account wins...

I mean, what if Reba shows up there?

 

[lvie]

I wish I could sleep later...

Keeping the moisture from condensing on the metal with insulation is good, however, it could make things worse for the birds by leaving the moisture in the air in the coop. You need to get it out, in my humble opinion.

Once again, thanks. So first I can open up some of that plastic across the top to create an airflow. Plus insulate that metal roof so the condensation does not create more moisture in that coop. Plus wrap the bottom 3/4 of the run with plastic over what I already have to make sure it is draft free. Thanks Ralphie! Did I 'listen' okay this time?

 

[lvie]

I think she'll really love Minnesota, the chickens, and your turkeys. I'm surprised this marriage didn't happen earlier.

I think she'll really love Minnesota, the chickens, and your turkeys. I'm surprised this marriage didn't happen earlier.

Well, then there is Judy. LOL. He likes Judy and it has been over 40 years. I think Judy is a keeper and he should be a bigamist. She would love someone to help with the laundry and the cooking.

 

[duluthralphie]

Well, then there is Judy. LOL. He likes Judy and it has been over 40 years. I think Judy is a keeper and he should be a bigamist. She would love someone to help with the laundry and the cooking.

Well, to be honest, a great jet with a nice new turkey roost, along with 50 million is hard to pass up.. Maybe Judy would like to be our maid?

 

[lvie]

Well, to be honest, a great jet with a nice new turkey roost, along with 50 million is hard to pass up.. Maybe Judy would like to be our maid?

Well, to be honest, a great jet with a nice new turkey roost, along with 50 million is hard to pass up.. Maybe Judy would like to be our maid?

Nah - no maid. That just does not work when there has been a previous relationship. I think bigamist is the only way to go. Gotta have a head woman and then the other women follow in the order they are attained. But that first wife is the head-honcho.

 

[duluthralphie]

Nah - no maid. That just does not work when there has been a previous relationship. I think bigamist is the only way to go. Gotta have a head woman and then the other women follow in the order they are attained. But that first wife is the head-honcho.

Maybe we could get one of those TV shows like "Sister Wives" on one of those channels no one watches. We could call it " Life with Ralphie in Orrock"..