Surviving Minnesota!

[duluthralphie]

I can see me going there BC! I am thinking of renaming Porter's after I get the BIG SCORE.. I was thinking Porter's turkey Ranch a subdivision of Ralphie Inc.

 

[Coffee 1st]

Ralphie I know it will be hard for Carrie Underwood to resist Your Manly Charms and im sure by now she is surely following you on all of your social media sites. But I would suggest that you think twice about all the lavish gifts she would bestow upon you. With her young age she would surely expect you to be arm candy and then you would have to keep up the appearance and im thinking your bad knees could not keep walking those red carpet events for very long. And just think of all the years of training her that would have to be done. It might be better to just stick with Judy since she seems to be well trained already..

 

[duluthralphie]

Ralphie I know it will be hard for Carrie Underwood to resist Your Manly Charms and im sure by now she is surely following you on all of your social media sites. But I would suggest that you think twice about all the lavish gifts she would bestow upon you. With her young age she would surely expect you to be arm candy and then you would have to keep up the appearance and im thinking your bad knees could not keep walking those red carpet events for very long. And just think of all the years of training her that would have to be done. It might be better to just stick with Judy since she seems to be well trained already..

While you make a bunch of good points. Judy does not come with a personal Jet or a bank account of 60 million. I am thinking I would be willing to make the sacrifice for those little things. Besides Carrie would need me to keep her grounded and Judy seems well grounded already.

I do this knowing the great personal costs, but it needs to be done. Besides I have always wanted my own jet!

 

[Cluckies]

Does anyone's town do this? In town they plow the snow to the center then later in the day come through with trucks and a big snowblower to haul it away. Good in theory except this huge ribbon of slow blocks all but the most major intersections. In my truck, it's not a big deal but there are always cars going high center on the pile trying to make a turn. Yay winter!!!

that's terrible!

 

[Bogtown Chick]

I don't know if she could be trusted on Camp Day Ralphie. But you Go for it.













Watch out JJ and Ethel ...You've got a new twangy Turkey Momma coming home to roost. Watch yer heads.

 

[duluthralphie]

I don't know if she could be trusted on Camp Day Ralphie. But you Go for it. Are you telling me she does not like house turkeys? I was planning to install roosts in the jet so the birds could travel with us. If she does not like birds, She is not coming here to live... Of course, I am sure she will change her evil ways for me.. Watch out JJ and Ethel ...You've got a new twangy Turkey Momma coming home to roost. Watch yer heads.

 

[duluthralphie]

I have no idea what happened on the above post, but somehow my Iphone put my text in the middle and would not allow me to edit it..Stupid Iphones!


BTW, Have you ever sworn at Siri? The response she gives is great, try it.

 

[Bogtown Chick]

I swear at a lot of things. But I have not tested out Siri just yet.

Of course with 60 million in the bank account what's a couple 2 x 4s going to hurt in the jet?

And of course the maids will help with the turkey scat in the house.... Carrie may be just fine down there in Orrock. I must say.

 

[duluthralphie]

I swear at a lot of things. But I have not tested out Siri just yet.

Of course with 60 million in the bank account what's a couple 2 x 4s going to hurt in the jet?

And of course the maids will help with the turkey scat in the house.... Carrie may be just fine down there in Orrock. I must say.

That makes me sound so Jed Clampet, I would use nice 3x4's. not some crappy looking ones. And I am not against a poop board in the jet.

 

[Cluckies]

Saw my first 2 flocks of trumpeter swans of the season today, winter is here...

My commute was ok this morning until I hit Blaine, then, nightmare. 35 w was a greasy icy terrible mess. so were the backroads. everyone sliding and fishtailing all over the place... the bad side of winter being here. I may be staying home tomorrow...

Ralphie, I would share the hencam link with you, but you never know when you'll have to make a middle of the night run in your unmentionables, or in what some others might not wear

and the camera has night vision...