Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[youngchooklover]

Mum the chicken vomit on me.

 

[sirbuster]

no, no, baby's that is my lunch!! I will let you have what is left over!

 

[Tongiechick]

did she just poop in your hair?

we need to go pluck her butt.

ah, eggs fresh from the chicken's butt, yum!!

 

[jsummers]

"Stop putting eggs in your pockets! I'm tired of washing your coats, use the basket!" "Mom! I busted another egg in my pocket gross! To strangers referring to our cockerels we don't need " the cock is free" lol my hubby hates that one to my first roo. "If you keep misbehaving you will be dinner!" To my duck that was deranged and kept killing hens "your not worth 4 girls, your going to be dinner tonight!"

 

[eramsey99]

"That egg is rough....... Think of having to push that out your butt...





Friends--"So why dont those eggs have chicks in them? Dont all of them?
Me--- "NO No nO No NO no No nO nooooooo... The Rooster is the boyy..... The hen is the girlllll....

Now you see.. when and hen and a roo love eachother very muchh.."

Friend--"DONT ACT LIKE THATS A DUMB QUESTION!!!"

Me--"

"





...After a roo flogs me

My Mom: " So why is he in that small pen?"

Me: He's been bad.......






When you stick a young pullet in the same pen as a group of old hens.....




"NOOOOOOOO I DONT WANNA GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"









Prepping a pullet before you stick her in the pen with the others....

"DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE ABOUT TO GO SOLDIER?!!!!!!!!"

 

[Bruin1107]

Sitting in my office at work...reaching into my pocket..."oh ****, I forgot to take the eggs out of my pocket this morning"

 

[LindaF]

Yeah! All these peaches from our trees are wormy. The chicks will love them.

 

[BunnyLover44]

"Stop playing football with the worm, Eat the worm!!!!"

 

[Rezia]

Buffy, freckles are friends, NOT food!

 

[cknnewbie]

My wife now says, "Dont forget to pick up the chicks." never would have heard those words before getting chickens.

Lol!