Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[Desirai]

"You can't eat my freckles."
"Your butt is so cute."
"What a cute little curled turd."
"Bok bok bagop bok"

 

[peep peep]

"They're flying now!"
"The water got knocked over... again.."
"Did you wash your hands after playing with the girls?"
"Shhhhhh don't let them know we ate chicken for dinner! It'll hurt their feelings!"

 

[Amarisus]

"Oh sweet! A potato bug!(A nasty huge creepy looking bug) Don't kill it! The chickens will love it!"
I no longer freak out about bugs because I know my chickens will eat them lol!

 

[ladychicken&Ducklover]

" Got to put saddles on my girls again "

" Our girls are bald "

" Our girls are molting again and they are in bad moods "

" My girls and boys will jump real high for a few bugs and worms "

" Oh , what's a little poo with feathers stuck to it on your clothes between friends ?"

 

[Jubilee1111]

"You smell like poop"

"Gawd Windy, stop being such a bossy old hag"

"I'm going to put you out with the big kids if you don't stop being mean to your sisters"

"Oh, you got some poop on your shirt"

"I just saw Stephanie eat a snake!"

"Leave a lot of watermelon on the rind"

And when they are singing the egg song, I sing right along, "You laid an EGG? An EGG? OMG an EGG!"

"rubber chicken, rubber chicken!" (when you hold them so they look like a rubber chicken I sing this little phrase)

 

[SIMZ]

Too funny!!!

"Gross! I just broke an egg in my pocket!"

"Where did the rose bush go?"

"Just a minute - let me finish raking the grass" (We're raising a batch of meaties and have to rake the poop when they go back in their pen.)

 

[scratch'n'peck]

I identify with so many of what has already been said - so funny. I can add:

"She just flapped me in the face."

"Oh look, yummy dandelions."

"Don't peck your sister."

 

[Wolftalk]

"Can someone please shake out "Mommy Feathers?""
(A feather duster)

 

[dirtbath]

Not so much a statement, but my life now consists of digging in the garden with a spoon searching for worms to feed my 5 week old chicks. LOL I hope my neigbors can't see me!

 

[Aeropennchick]

Something I definitely never said to a stranger before I got into chickens -


"Nice cock!"