Things you wish you could say

[Ruby Rogue]

Borax & sugar mixed with water in a shallow dish with cotton balls, away from any pets or kids, works well for ant problems.

 

[Nabiki]

Honeybees crawling on me is not a problem. When they get in my hair, I immediately squash them. if left alone, they will get tangled in my hair and then they will sting.

I'm imagining telling the doctor, "Well, I was just sitting there eating lunch when the bee crawled in there. I couldn't stay still, so it stung me, and now I'm so swollen up I can't put on my undies..."

 

[Isadora]

Quite likely true. I have had a honey bee crawl into a very uncomfortable location and had to stay very still until it left. I was sitting cross legged on the ground at the time...

I don't think I could have controlled myself and stayed still.

 

[R2elk]

I'm imagining telling the doctor, "Well, I was just sitting there eating lunch when the bee crawled in there. I couldn't stay still, so it stung me, and now I'm so swollen up I can't put on my undies..."

I never wear shorts so could never get in that problem with bees but the red ants have been known to crawl up inside my pants especially when I have to stand on an ant hill..

 

[Isadora]

I never wear shorts so could never get in that problem with bees but the red ants have been known to crawl up inside my pants especially when I have to stand on an ant hill..

Why on earth would you have to stand on an ant hill?

 

[R2elk]

Why on earth would you have to stand on an ant hill?

In order to repair something that could only be reached from that spot.

 

[Nabiki]

I don't think I could have controlled myself and stayed still.

Well, if your choice is to stay still or suffer a serious allergic reaction...

 

[Isadora]

that could only be reached from that spot.

Figures

 

[Isadora]

Well, if your choice is to stay still or suffer a serious allergic reaction...

I could probably control myself in that case.

 

[CarpCharacin]

Honeybees crawling on me is not a problem. When they get in my hair, I immediately squash them. if left alone, they will get tangled in my hair and then they will sting.

You should light them on fire when they get in your hair. It'd also give you a free haircut.