Things you wish you could say

[SourRoses]

I wish I could say, when you ask me questions, you believed my answers.
Or that, when I plead with you to stop asking questions, you would listen.
That when I suggest phrasing to to turn a question into a statement, you would listen.
Or that when I say "I don't know", you would leave it there, and not hound me.
I wish I could say, you know that you are the reason I have a complex about answering other people's questions.
I really, really wish I could say, that you never tell me I'm talking too much, usually within 30 seconds of your latest question.
Driving me to the crazy!

 

[Chixnbacn]

Stop telling me I dont need more chickens. I always do. The people who lived here before had 200 ducks and 200 chickens must have been awesome

 

[kattabelly]

I didn't drop my good work knife in an especially disgusting heap of broody poo.

 

[kattabelly]

I really don't need sadfaces, there was already a bit of grit in the hinge that I've been putting off dealing with for ages.

 

[RoyalChick]

I didn't drop my good work knife in an especially disgusting heap of broody poo.

I shouldn’t laugh, but who of us hasn’t been there?!

 

[Luckyhen006]

Wish I could say I don't think any of the goats may be sick.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

I have two good knees!

And as my late mother used to say, if wishes were horses, beggars would ride.

 

[Kung_pao]

Wish I could say I don't think any of the goats may be sick.

What do you think is wrong with them?

 

[Sally PB]

And as my late mother used to say, if wishes were horses, beggars would ride.

Mine too!

 

[MROO]

"Dear Vendor,

You are the stupid. Please read your own email and the confirmation I replied with verifying you are the stupid. Then do what we asked you to do or find someone in your org who is not the stupid today."

Because I'm nice, though, what I sent was

"I followed the instructions you provided in your last email, including validating via the links you provided.

I cannot tell you why "it's not showing up for you", but here is a screen grab showing that I am, in fact, correctly logged in and the functions we paid for are indeed unavailable (greyed out). I have also attached the completed purchase order from your accounting team verifying we made this purchase in December, with the entitlement ID's that were supplied to us for this functionality.

If you cannot correct this, please escalate to someone who can. I needed this functionality available Feb. 1, and we are now behind schedule on a production release.

Cordially,

(me)"

I like the first version better!