Alright, it's gotten a little out of hand now. My yard is a buffet, period. There's a dozen squirrels in my small yard 24/7, and now they have developed the habit of going into the unscreened patio, eating my mom's sprouts and plants, chewing through the treat bins, and crapping everywhere. Today I drew the line when I saw a couple of the tree rats gorging on chicken feed. What type of pellet gun would I need to dispatch squirrels safely, and easily? It should be quiet, and found at Walmart. This would be the first gun for me to own, but I've shot several in the past.