THose darned caulk guns...can NEVER keep track of them!
I think we must have 5...DH buys a new one every time he needs to do some caulking! (I dont tell him where MINE is!) H&R--maybe you oughta send your DH up to Jim's...I know I will have mine pick up yours and they can go together! They can have a big party splitting tractors...DrH--you be ready on the interstate and they will grab you as they go by...get ready Jim--you are being descended upon--no excuses now!
I cant believe you got kicked off for telling a joke Jim...I hope they dont kick me off here for telling this one:
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front
of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see
what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD.
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the road sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.
She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.
"I feel terrible," ! he explains, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM."
The blonde says,"Don't worry."
She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays the contents on him.
The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves a paw at the them and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
It says..
(Are you ready for this?)
(Are you sure?)
(You know you're gonna be sorry)
(Last chance)
(OK, here it is)
It says,
"Hair Spray
Restores life to dead hair,
and adds a permanent wave."
Happy Easter!!!
SO nobody report me OK? LOL! I decided not to go to my MGV meeting tonight--just too tired. I dont know why I am so tired! I think it is the housework! I went outside today and took some pics of some flowers in the yard. Here they are:
Blood Root in my little woods:
And some squill. My front yard used to be full of it before the widened to road and dug it all up!
And some hyacinth:
THe Stinging nettle is doing well!
And the creeping Myrtle is blooming too!
The pachysandra is blooming too!
THe last one is the only tulip in the yellow tulip garden that is ORANGE. and I have no idea where it came from...even the leaves are different than the ones I planted 8 years ago...it just appeared about 3 years ago!
I also took pictures of lots of hens to see if I could get a "stink eye" pic....I am entering the one the fam picked; but you will have to go to the Easter hatch page to see it!
OK--I think I took up enough space now. Getting dark-need to close up and feed things...sweet dreams all! Terri O