You might be a “Southie” if...

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No you shouldn't. 😜
I been catfishing you for years.
But I finally give up on getting your money cause you a broke sum gun. I was thinking of stealing your identity and going on an Amazon shopping spree but found out you no longer have an Amazon account.
Then I figured you probably had pretty good insurance beings your old and all and have Medicare so I could maybe have me some unnecessary surgeries on your dime. But then you got covid and messed that all up too..
I imagine you probably have more hospital bills than Carter had liver pills.
I don't even know why I talk to you anymore. 🤷🏼‍♀️
 
No you shouldn't. 😜
I been catfishing you for years.
But I finally give up on getting your money cause you a broke sum gun. I was thinking of stealing your identity and going on an Amazon shopping spree but found out you no longer have an Amazon account.
Then I figured you probably had pretty good insurance beings your old and all and have Medicare so I could maybe have me some unnecessary surgeries on your dime. But then you got covid and messed that all up too..
I imagine you probably have more hospital bills than Carter had liver pills.
I don't even know why I talk to you anymore. 🤷🏼‍♀️
You mean you don’t want me for my old shriveled up body?
 
We hit 100F yesterday, that will chase all but the die-hard 'birds back to their summer roosts. Finally.
I'm definitely not moving there.....may be there in hell after I die though 😱

It was 68f and I had shorts and a tank top on a couple weeks ago. Saturday it was 80f and between 10 and 5, I sat in front of the fan. Next day it was 50 so I didn't want to put the AC on.
 

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