You might be a “Southie” if...

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No you shouldn't. 😜
I been catfishing you for years.
But I finally give up on getting your money cause you a broke sum gun. I was thinking of stealing your identity and going on an Amazon shopping spree but found out you no longer have an Amazon account.
Then I figured you probably had pretty good insurance beings your old and all and have Medicare so I could maybe have me some unnecessary surgeries on your dime. But then you got covid and messed that all up too..
I imagine you probably have more hospital bills than Carter had liver pills.
I don't even know why I talk to you anymore. 🤷🏼‍♀️
 
No you shouldn't. 😜
I been catfishing you for years.
But I finally give up on getting your money cause you a broke sum gun. I was thinking of stealing your identity and going on an Amazon shopping spree but found out you no longer have an Amazon account.
Then I figured you probably had pretty good insurance beings your old and all and have Medicare so I could maybe have me some unnecessary surgeries on your dime. But then you got covid and messed that all up too..
I imagine you probably have more hospital bills than Carter had liver pills.
I don't even know why I talk to you anymore. 🤷🏼‍♀️
You mean you don’t want me for my old shriveled up body?
 
It doesn't take long for a northern inclined person to be corrupted by the Southie warmth. Especially right around February.
Based on how the license plates change around here in the fall, I'd say it's November, not Feb. :p
 
I know by me friends would go down after Christmas 🎄, because relatives were still up here, and come back before Easter 🐇
We hit 100F yesterday, that will chase all but the die-hard 'birds back to their summer roosts. Finally.
 
We hit 100F yesterday, that will chase all but the die-hard 'birds back to their summer roosts. Finally.
I'm definitely not moving there.....may be there in hell after I die though 😱

It was 68f and I had shorts and a tank top on a couple weeks ago. Saturday it was 80f and between 10 and 5, I sat in front of the fan. Next day it was 50 so I didn't want to put the AC on.
 

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