You might be a “Southie” if...

[duluthralphie]

I kind of want to try bear, but I've hear that it's greasy... that, and the beasts terrify me!

Bear is delicious, but you need a good none garbage non-fish eating bear.

Trimming as much fat as possible, and making sure no hair is near the meat.

Bear tastes more like beef than pork.

 

[DogAndCat36]

If a little Ol’ mosquito scares you, you ain’t a northerner.

But you said big mosquito. I would stand by a lake at night, being murdered my mosquitos, waiting to catch a fish.

 

[Mom 2em All]

Bears are more scared of you then you are to them, unless they are hungry, like really hungry, then run.

too hot to run here...but bears dont care much for jelly, which is what we turn in to, and besides that, the bears are hot too...
but the gators...

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Bears are more scared of you then you are to them, unless they are hungry, like really hungry, then run.

They're huge! They look kind of cute, but they're so big! We've had a couple in our backyard over the years. Well, that we've seen, at least. One bent the suet feeder -- that was before my time, actually -- and another tried to get into the goat house. Dad shot it and hit its nose... we didn't get another for a good seven years, I don't think.
We saw signs of one this previous fall, but didn't actually see it. It came around during the night and broke open the box that we kept some cracked corn in. Boy, was I freaked out when I saw the open box in the morning....

 

[duluthralphie]

too hot to run here...but bears dont care much for jelly, which is what we turn in to, and besides that, the bears are hot too...
but the gators...

Do gators eat bear? Or bares?

 

[DogAndCat36]

too hot to run here...but bears dont care much for jelly, which is what we turn in to,band besides that, the bears are hot too...
but the gators...

I heard that you can own a gator if you raise it since hatching and feed it enough, is that true?

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I heard that you can own a gator if you raise it since hatching and feed it enough, is that true?

The babies are so cute! I wouldn't want a fully grown one, though... eek, talk about dangerous!

 

[DogAndCat36]

They're huge! They look kind of cute, but they're so big! We've had a couple in our backyard over the years. Well, that we've seen, at least. One bent the suet feeder -- that was before my time, actually -- and another tried to get into the goat house. Dad shot it and hit its nose... we didn't get another for a good seven years, I don't think.
We saw signs of one this previous fall, but didn't actually see it. It came around during the night and broke open the box that we kept some cracked corn in. Boy, was I freaked out when I saw the open box in the morning....

My mom and I were driving a three-wheeler and accidentally drove up to a brown bear. It bolted.

 

[Mom 2em All]

probably if you keep it in a pond or a moat or a creek, dont go swimming and remember that they are always hungry...and sometimes they like the taste of people.

 

[duluthralphie]

I heard that you can own a gator if you raise it since hatching and feed it enough, is that true?

Make sure you feed it enough. Or instead of being called “Bubba” you will be known as “Stubby”.