Anyone annoyed by these phrases? Or, another attempt at humor by Q9

[bustermommy]

I'm always a little aggravated by the euphemisms for death:

I lost my husband six years ago. Well, where have you looked for him?

He passed yesterday. Passed what? Gas? Other cars on the highway? What?????

Why can't we just say died?

 

[mamachicken888]

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[darkmatter]

When ever anybody asks me: "How's it's going?", I say "So far, so good, then you showed up."

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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I saw a sign in Georgia a few years back on a newspaper stand...It read "If you are coughed stealing these papers you will be procuted"

I also pass a sign on my way home that says "Used dirt for sale"....so if anybody needs some slightly used dirt, gimme a call, I know a guy.

 

[airmechreed]

When someone witnesses you hurt yourself then asks "Are you OK?" ....Um no I just smashed my thumb with a hammer you jerk. Why would I be OK?

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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You would absolutely despise me then, because not only is that my automatic response, I have to say it through fits of uncontrollable laughter. It should honestly be considered a disease...I laugh when I get nervous.

 

[CC1892]

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I have to agree about the drama, it is too much.
I also don't like some over used catchy phrases i.e.: "...That being said...", and "...at the end of the day..."

 

[ChickInDelight]

"Well, bless your heart!"


I did not care for that southern expression much, until I figured out how it is really used. The phrase actually takes the place of many, many thoughts about a person that should never be expressed, such as, "I had no idea, fool, that anyone would actually try that."

 

[ChickInDelight]

CC's CoopCuties :

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I have to agree about the drama, it is too much.
I also don't like some over used catchy phrases i.e.: "...That being said...", and "...at the end of the day..."

When all is said and done....​

 

[airmechreed]

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You would absolutely despise me then, because not only is that my automatic response, I have to say it through fits of uncontrollable laughter. It should honestly be considered a disease...I laugh when I get nervous.

Funny I laugh when I feel pain....weird