Buff Orpington Rant thread!

[EmmaRainboe]

I will be making fun of her a ton. Don’t think suddenly I’m a changed person.

 

[Lemon-Drop]

You aren’t giving her to me till May

You’re....... getting... a.... buff Orpington?



Would you perhaps want my Silkie chicks instead?

 

[TheOddOneOut]

I will be making fun of her a ton. Don’t think suddenly I’m a changed person.

Fine. But don’t be too mean to her. She’s a sweet baby.
Ophelia, on the other hand, is a flighty grumpus.

 

[TheOddOneOut]

You’re....... getting... a.... buff Orpington?



Would you perhaps want my Silkie chicks instead? View attachment 3089464

No no no!

 

[Lemon-Drop]

Something seriously wrong has happened!

 

[TheOddOneOut]

View attachment 3089465
Something seriously wrong has happened!

Heheh.

 

[EmmaRainboe]

Fine. But don’t be too mean to her. She’s a sweet baby.
Ophelia, on the other hand, is a flighty grumpus.

I’m sure she’s not as sweet as the superior sweetness balls, that are bantam cochins.

 

[EmmaRainboe]

You’re....... getting... a.... buff Orpington?



Would you perhaps want my Silkie chicks instead? View attachment 3089464

I would definitely prefer silkies

Unfortunately I can’t risk cockerels at this moment. Plus I already promised Odd to take some of her babies, and she’d probably decapitate me if I didn’t. She knows where I live…

 

[Lemon-Drop]

I would definitely prefer silkies

Unfortunately I can’t risk cockerels at this moment. Plus I already promised Odd to take some of her babies, and she’d probably decapitate me if I didn’t. She knows where I live…

If I order something from Etsy from your shop that I found I can see where you live.

And you’re sure you want one of these?

 

[TheOddOneOut]

I would definitely prefer silkies

Unfortunately I can’t risk cockerels at this moment. Plus I already promised Odd to take some of her babies, and she’d probably decapitate me if I didn’t. She knows where I live…

It’s true, I would. You don’t get to be flakey with MY babies.

Silkies are cute though.