Emus. They're the next plague of locusts decending upon us.

[debilorrah]

Chickmu is wrong, my dear - they are Emickens

 

[conroy]

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[redhen]

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..no!..surely you jest!?..they are so cute and innocent looking though...

 

[SterlingAcres]

I don't have any nearby, but I have heard and seen a lot of mention about them here recently....

 

[redoak]

Emickens = Female Emu + Male Chicken
Chickmu = Male Emu + Female Chicken

 

[debilorrah]

MUahahahahahaha - you just wait. And when they yell at you and you are close up you can see their teeth, and their eyes get all bigg and wild like.

 

[redhen]

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okay..i KNOW i am slow and all..but..they cant really mate can they?...

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[redhen]

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they have teeth!!??..

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[debilorrah]

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I knew we both had to be right......

 

[RickiHupp]

Our neighbor had one and it got out one day and he was trying to catch it and the darn things claw or foot or whatever kicked up at the guy and ripped his delicate part open in one slice. his wife was at work, i had to watch his kids while he drove himself to the ER to get sewn back up......those birds are truly evil!!!

(I hope this post was not considered inapproiate)